I just got this.... funny (10)

Getting a hairdryer through customs...

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?'
'Of course child. What may I do for you?'

'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?'

'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'

'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'

'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'
Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'

haa haa haaa
thats hillarious

> > Grandma's boyfriend
> > A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
> > Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'
> > Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'
> > Grandma then turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.
> > She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
> > Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
> > The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood the minister.
> > The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'
> > The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'
> > The minister fainted.
> :)

OMG
i will have to say 10000 hail marys after reading this

Good ones!!

Hahaaa good one !