What the lamest excuse you have ever used??? (20)
emmm thats a very incriminating question there...... 
guess mine was 'youre the 1st woman to see inside my bedroom etc etc', or somethin ike that... sooooo so lame but it worked!! 
guess mine was 'youre the 1st woman to see inside my bedroom etc etc', or somethin ike that... sooooo so lame but it worked!! 
mine isnt an excuse its a request
"bed now"
"bed now"
lol i could get on board with the 'bed now' request.... straight to the point 
scorpiosiren: mine isnt an excuse its a request
"bed now"
"bed now"
Sounds more like an order than a request
The lamest excuse would be "wanna come back to see my DVD collection?"
DUBLINGUY1973: Sounds more like an order than a request
The lamest excuse would be "wanna come back to see my DVD collection?"
The lamest excuse would be "wanna come back to see my DVD collection?"
depends on how ye say it
its yet to fail me lol
want to see me tattoo's
Ah now I get it..... we have to have an excuse!!!
wexlady41: Ah now I get it..... we have to have an excuse!!!
NO we dont need an excuse cos they wont be thinking of leaving anyways This reminds me of what I think is a hilarious story....
I was in my new job a few weeks last spring and was talking to a colleague telling her how every night I lock up and put lights off etc and then I grab Boris, throw him over my shoulder, bring him to my bedroom, fling him face down on the bed, run over and lock the door so he cant escape, and keep him there for the night.... I looked over and they guy beside me was agog and his chin was on the desk in shock!!!! after me and the girl stopped laughing (crying laughing) I explained that Boris is my cat It was hilarious but I told him that no wonder I am single cos I would probably treat a man like that too 
I was in my new job a few weeks last spring and was talking to a colleague telling her how every night I lock up and put lights off etc and then I grab Boris, throw him over my shoulder, bring him to my bedroom, fling him face down on the bed, run over and lock the door so he cant escape, and keep him there for the night.... I looked over and they guy beside me was agog and his chin was on the desk in shock!!!! after me and the girl stopped laughing (crying laughing) I explained that Boris is my cat
It was hilarious but I told him that no wonder I am single cos I would probably treat a man like that too I can't reach the lightbulb to change it ...could you um...?
ah just come in2 watch a bit of T.V.
god it was fierce lame, but worked
god it was fierce lame, but worked
A man ( an ex boss ) did invite me to check out some of the paintings in the honeymoon suite of the hotel he owned even at 18 I knew better and told him thanks but no thanks I had no interest in art. 
never used one,,,
but had others use one on me hmm hmm
but had others use one on me hmm hmmladylumps: To get someone you liked into your boudoir ??????
And not the old do you want to come if for coffee one please
And not the old do you want to come if for coffee one please
I was about 17 maby 18 and asked a girl is she wanted to come see my posters... Shame!
it worked
will u make me bed
i dont no how
i dont no how
kiero53: will u make me bed
i dont no how
i dont no how
was that b4 r after ??????????????
knowing u it was both lol
Used this one late at night
'If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be a McGorgeous!'
'If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be a McGorgeous!'
derrywoman: poor boris,was he ok,,after throwning him over ur shouldar
yeah he is used to it now and loves it
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