Pull up a chair to tgwstw's bar, after hours........so I guess a bit of a lock in is in order! (39)
Ah no you've got it all wrong!
Cuddling after naughtiness is fine it's all this talking nonsense and staring gazingly into each others eyes.
I get sleepy! When I'm sleepy I sleep!!
And I'm really not all that lovely, I'm slightly unhinged at times but mean well and love to laugh and am having plenty tonight, thank you!
Cuddling after naughtiness is fine it's all this talking nonsense and staring gazingly into each others eyes.
I get sleepy! When I'm sleepy I sleep!!
And I'm really not all that lovely, I'm slightly unhinged at times but mean well and love to laugh and am having plenty tonight, thank you!
tgwstw:
And I'm really not all that lovely, I'm slightly unhinged at times but mean well
And I'm really not all that lovely, I'm slightly unhinged at times but mean well
that’s just cuteness
tgwstw: and love to laugh and am having plenty tonight, thank you!
It is I that schould be thanking you , Thank you 
I sent you a flower too ya plank.
I should really go to bed but am not working tomorrow and have a gazillion songs downloading!!
We better stop being all nice, we must be enemies at the start. Thats the all good stories go.
I should really go to bed but am not working tomorrow and have a gazillion songs downloading!!
We better stop being all nice, we must be enemies at the start. Thats the all good stories go.
tgwstw: Damn it! Chemists closed!
don’t worry I know where there is a 24 hour one
tgwstw: I sent you a flower too ya plank..
Thanks sweetie I just got it
tgwstw: I should really go to bed but am not working tomorrow and have a gazillion songs downloading!!..
Unfortunately I am going to have to retire for the night soon , I have to be up early
tgwstw: We better stop being all nice, we must be enemies at the start. Thats the all good stories go.
I am sorry but I don’t think I could ever call you an enemy 
tgwstw: Tell me!!!
I once crawled in what I thought was my bros car outside our local to pass out after we won a match.
It wasn't his car. It was an audi, but our local priests! Beat that!
I once crawled in what I thought was my bros car outside our local to pass out after we won a match.
It wasn't his car. It was an audi, but our local priests! Beat that!
wonder what the priests car was doing there?
Man do I love lock ins 
Guinness please.
Guinness please.No Guinness.
I'm in Cork, I'll give ya a Murphys though??
We support local produce in my establishments!
I'm in Cork, I'll give ya a Murphys though??
We support local produce in my establishments!
tgwstw: No Guinness.
I'm in Cork, I'll give ya a Murphys though??
We support local produce in my establishments!
I'm in Cork, I'll give ya a Murphys though??
We support local produce in my establishments!
Thats fine anything but Beamish
Beamish is like mouldy Bovril.
I hate stout anyway, wouldn't touch it!! I'd drink almost anything, but stout!!
For your entertainment tonight we have brought back Tom Jones from the Dead, he'll be on in twenty mins.
He's running a lil late, he's super gluing on some hair!
Sit back relax and enjoy your night at TGWSTW's bar.
I'm off to my leaba.
I hate stout anyway, wouldn't touch it!! I'd drink almost anything, but stout!!
For your entertainment tonight we have brought back Tom Jones from the Dead, he'll be on in twenty mins.
He's running a lil late, he's super gluing on some hair!
Sit back relax and enjoy your night at TGWSTW's bar.
I'm off to my leaba.
Service service what does a guy need to do to get a drink around here ??
crotalus_p: Service service what does a guy need to do to get a drink around here ??
show ur prince albert
Keep using that tone young man and you'll get yourself barred!!!
Can you not see the queues tonight. Jeez!!
Can you not see the queues tonight. Jeez!!
trapr: There is nothing like self service in a bar!! I am tempted to lie on the bar with my mouth open under the tap while there is no service.
OOh I did that once... barman caught me.
Ended up dating him for 3 months
God that was 22 years ago!!!
good luck with that
Sorry, you'll have to get on the phone to the brewery!!!
I've drank you dry!!!!
I've drank you dry!!!!
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Who wouldn’t have a crush on a lovely lady
My mother warned me about ladies like you
Well I cant say no to a lovely lady