A Russian woman married an English gentleman (6)
corkguy3: A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever
>after in London.
>
>However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage
>to communicate with her Husband.
>
>The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day,
>she went to the butcher and wanted to buy Chicken legs.
>
>She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked
>like a chicken And lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got
>the message, and gave her the Chicken legs.
>
>The next Day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know
>how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse
>to show the Butcher her breasts! The butcher understood again, and gave
>her some chicken Breasts.>
>The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
>
> Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to The
>store...
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> (Please scroll down)
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> What were you thinking?
>
> Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English !!!
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> Now get back to work...
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>after in London.
>
>However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage
>to communicate with her Husband.
>
>The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day,
>she went to the butcher and wanted to buy Chicken legs.
>
>She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked
>like a chicken And lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got
>the message, and gave her the Chicken legs.
>
>The next Day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know
>how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse
>to show the Butcher her breasts! The butcher understood again, and gave
>her some chicken Breasts.>
>The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
>
> Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to The
>store...
>
>
> (Please scroll down)
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> What were you thinking?
>
> Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English !!!
>
> Now get back to work...
>
>
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good one!
good one seamus... now thats funny
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>after in London.
>
>However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage
>to communicate with her Husband.
>
>The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day,
>she went to the butcher and wanted to buy Chicken legs.
>
>She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked
>like a chicken And lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got
>the message, and gave her the Chicken legs.
>
>The next Day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know
>how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse
>to show the Butcher her breasts! The butcher understood again, and gave
>her some chicken Breasts.
>
>The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
>
> Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to The
>store...
>
>
> (Please scroll down)
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> What were you thinking?
>
> Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English !!!
>
> Now get back to work...
>
>
>
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