SO WHAT SANTA BRING YOU FOR XMAS (30)
santa knows exactly what i want for xmas !!!
I have sent my letter
I have sent my letter
What do you get someone who has everything?
Anser, A women. Thats my wish.
Anser, A women. Thats my wish.
boredguy: DEAR SANTA
PLEASE BRING ME A NEW PAIR OF LUCKY KNICKERS AS THESE ONE'S DON'T SEEM TO WORK ANYMORE
I JUST WANT CLOTHES THIS YEAR A SILVER TONG WOULD BE NICE
AND MAYBE AS A STOCKING FILLER WOULD YOU PLEASE FIX ME UP WITH SOME GIRLS OF YOUR NAUGHTY LIST...... THANK YOU SANTA ... NAUGHTY DAVE....
So what would you guys like of Santa this year ??
PLEASE BRING ME A NEW PAIR OF LUCKY KNICKERS AS THESE ONE'S DON'T SEEM TO WORK ANYMORE
I JUST WANT CLOTHES THIS YEAR A SILVER TONG WOULD BE NICE
AND MAYBE AS A STOCKING FILLER WOULD YOU PLEASE FIX ME UP WITH SOME GIRLS OF YOUR NAUGHTY LIST...... THANK YOU SANTA ... NAUGHTY DAVE....
So what would you guys like of Santa this year ??
mmmmmmm George Clooney and a jar of Nutella failing that a special someone naked in my sock at the end of my bed
and no I dont want him dressed in my stockings
Dear Santa......I have been a very good girl....I have behaved myself (most of the time) and worked very hard all year...I have been kind and helpful to the needy and less fortunate....so please can I have a gorgeous, hunky, Irishman with a Dublin accent in my stocking this year pleeeeeeze..... oh and preferably wearing a suit (well to start with at least).....
Crystal
oh and preferably wearing a suit (well to start with at least)..... Crystal
Crystal29: Dear Santa......I have been a very good girl....I have behaved myself (most of the time) and worked very hard all year...I have been kind and helpful to the needy and less fortunate....so please can I have a gorgeous, hunky, Irishman with a Dublin accent in my stocking this year pleeeeeeze..... oh and preferably wearing a suit (well to start with at least)..... Crystal
Oops forgot to say thank you Santa....thank you!!
blankets and sleeping bags
Hmmmmm!!! What to ask for? 
SillyGirl: Hmmmmm!!! What to ask for?
a lump of coal for you your well on his naughty list!!!
Dear 
Thank you for the early gift of a ticket to the USA Im really looking forward to the break
Now I dont want to sound selfish or mean and god knows u have a lot of demands on u this time of year not to mention this lot looking for knickers
etc.
Its not that I dont appreciate the trip cause thats just magic
But
is there any chance whilst im travelling to the USA or in or on the way back u could maybe find me Mr Special while ur at it.
There'd be a few considerations I like to mention when you guide me to him:
He has to be over 5"7
accessible that he can come back and forth to ireland
............... a little bit of Italian blood in him maybe ( they express their emotions better)
caring, kind , considerate, responsible, spontaneous, loves cooking , will help with the housework without being asked, will love my children, will bring me flowers for no reason,
Is polite, eats his food without slopping it in his mouth or looking like this is his last meal
Is financially sound, is mentally sound, has nice inlaws, likes books, movies, walks in the forest ont he beach, likes exploring, is eco friendly, loves nature and is an all round decent guy.......................
Thank you so much Santa best wishes in anticipation of a positve outcome
Ps Oh and my divorce papers in 2009 would be the icing on the cake.
Thank you for the early gift of a ticket to the USA Im really looking forward to the break
Now I dont want to sound selfish or mean and god knows u have a lot of demands on u this time of year not to mention this lot looking for knickers
etc. Its not that I dont appreciate the trip cause thats just magic
But
is there any chance whilst im travelling to the USA or in or on the way back u could maybe find me Mr Special while ur at it. There'd be a few considerations I like to mention when you guide me to him:
He has to be over 5"7
accessible that he can come back and forth to ireland
............... a little bit of Italian blood in him maybe ( they express their emotions better)
caring, kind , considerate, responsible, spontaneous, loves cooking , will help with the housework without being asked, will love my children, will bring me flowers for no reason,
Is polite, eats his food without slopping it in his mouth or looking like this is his last meal
Is financially sound, is mentally sound, has nice inlaws, likes books, movies, walks in the forest ont he beach, likes exploring, is eco friendly, loves nature and is an all round decent guy.......................
Thank you so much Santa best wishes in anticipation of a positve outcome
Ps Oh and my divorce papers in 2009 would be the icing on the cake.
lancealot: all your deepest desires ohh i forgot santa is all knowing and seeing he already knows what you want but will only give you what you need...lol
He knows more than I do then . Don't know what I want or need
lancealot: i'm not all knowing and seeing and i bet you want and need a knoght in shining armour
On a white horse? yes please
bluebelle4000: Exhaustion
snap BB
(oh no am I starting to get your dull boring sense of humour
)This is what I want from the fat dude in red and white (sang to the tune of mambo number 5)
"A little bit of Bored Guy on the side,
A little bit of Vinny tied up tight,
A little bit of Dublin guy just for fun
A little bit of Losty cos he's a hun
A little bit of Tallaght
Ohh la la
A little bit of Omurchu
you know who
A little bit of Ciaran
knock 3 times
and a little bit of
mince pies"
"A little bit of Bored Guy on the side,
A little bit of Vinny tied up tight,
A little bit of Dublin guy just for fun
A little bit of Losty cos he's a hun
A little bit of Tallaght
Ohh la la
A little bit of Omurchu
you know who
A little bit of Ciaran
knock 3 times
and a little bit of
mince pies"
bluebelle4000: you mean your starting to become popular
great minds think alike Grace and we wont mention the fools bit
great minds think alike Grace and we wont mention the fools bit
Dear Santa.. i would like a man for christmas, one that would love and care for me, to wine and dine me and generally think im the most precious person in the world to him...
failing that a ---- will do.... well im desperate at this stage ....
thank you....S.
failing that a ---- will do.... well im desperate at this stage ....thank you....S.
SillyGirl: Excellent
yes am a greedy cow
So if i can get this right.. yous'e want is mentally sound, has nice inlaws, likes books, movies, walks in the forest on the beach, likes exploring, is eco friendly, loves nature and is an all round decent guy../ HUNKY Irish man and is a knoght (knight) who rides a white horse even ... 
aw sure just throw in world peace
yous'e want is mentally sound, has nice inlaws, likes books, movies, walks in the forest on the beach, likes exploring, is eco friendly, loves nature and is an all round decent guy../ HUNKY Irish man and is a knoght (knight) who rides a white horse even ... aw sure just throw in world peace
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PLEASE BRING ME A NEW PAIR OF LUCKY KNICKERS
AS THESE ONE'S DON'T SEEM TO WORK ANYMORE
I JUST WANT CLOTHES THIS YEAR A SILVER TONG WOULD BE NICE
AND MAYBE AS A STOCKING FILLER WOULD YOU PLEASE FIX ME UP WITH SOME GIRLS OF YOUR NAUGHTY LIST......
THANK YOU SANTA ... NAUGHTY DAVE....
So what would you guys like of Santa this year ??