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John Smith started the day early having set his alarm
clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.
While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA )
was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ).
He put on a dress shirt MADE IN SRI LANKA ),
designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE )
and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA )
After cooking his breakfast in his new
electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA )
he sat down with his calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.
After setting his watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the
radio (MADE IN INDIA )
he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY )
filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia )
and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day checking his
Computer (Made In Malaysia ),
John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL )
poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE )
and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ),
and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job
in AMERICA.