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Feb 22, 2009 1:46 AM CST New Deputy
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
The Local sheriff was looking for a new deputy. When a blonde walks in to try for the job, he asks her "Okay, what is 1 and 1?"

"Eleven", she replies.

The sheriff thinks to himself, "That's not what I wanted, but I guess she's right!"

"What two days of the week begin with the letter T?" he asks.

"Today and Tomorrow", the blonde answers.

The sheriff is again surprised that the blonde has supplied a correct answer that had not even occurred to him.

"Now listen carefully, who killed Abe Lincoln?" he asks her.

The blonde looks a little surprised. She thinks really hard for a minute and finally admits, "I don't know."

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So, the blonde wanders over to the beauty parlor, where her pals are waiting to hear the results of the interview.

The blonde was exultant. "The interview went great!" she says. "First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
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Feb 22, 2009 1:47 AM CST New Deputy
Mercedes1
Mercedes1Mercedes1Sydney, New South Wales Australia101 Threads 1 Polls 3,764 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 22, 2009 1:58 AM CST New Deputy
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
I bet he's a republican...rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 22, 2009 1:59 AM CST New Deputy
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
Indyfella: I bet he's a republican...


she's
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Feb 22, 2009 2:01 AM CST New Deputy
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
Indyfella: she's




scold stop saying that before angry man comes back crying

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 22, 2009 2:04 AM CST New Deputy
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
desmond: stop saying that before angry man comes back crying



:tiptoe out of the thread quietly emoticon: moping
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Feb 22, 2009 4:50 AM CST New Deputy
catwomen64
catwomen64catwomen64somewhere, New Jersey USA15 Threads 1,628 Posts
GOODONErolling on the floor laughing cheering rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 22, 2009 7:13 AM CST New Deputy
hopefloats
hopefloatshopefloatsSlim's Lady, Tennessee USA51 Threads 6,660 Posts
ROFL!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Hey Des!wave hug
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