Dooms Day (68)
Just an update: the chocolate seems to have lost its way (its disappeared) 
I am however seeming to be developing into a pleasingly plump exterior. 
I am however seeming to be developing into a pleasingly plump exterior. 
langleygirl: Just an update: the chocolate seems to have lost its way (its disappeared) I am however seeming to be developing into a pleasingly plump exterior.
pleasingly,..yes,...exterior (and interior) yes,...plump,...nah,...but if we are to survive, let it be hereby be known that LG is no longer in charge of the chocolate rations1
A_Non_A_Moose: pleasingly,..yes,...exterior (and interior) yes,...plump,...nah,...but if we are to survive, let it be hereby be known that LG is no longer in charge of the chocolate rations1
there are no wordsShortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and.....
OH, MY GOD !'
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'
One Irish passenger yelled....
'For f@#k's sake ........ you should see the back of mine!!!'
'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and.....
OH, MY GOD !'
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'
One Irish passenger yelled....
'For f@#k's sake ........ you should see the back of mine!!!'
langleygirl: there are no words
Again, I lose,...LG is re-instated as being charge of the chocolate rations,....
A_Non_A_Moose: Again, I lose,...LG is re-instated as being charge of the chocolate rations,....
A_Non_A_Moose: Again, I lose,...LG is re-instated as being charge of the chocolate rations,....
I'm good to go today for stock piling ......... what's on the list anyways?? This would never be a good business for me to get into ... or maybe it would considering that I'd never get sick of it. 
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Thanks mort, at least someone fancies me.
If that thanks to mort was directed at me,....damn,...you got a real good memery kid,...har har har!
Da Moose, aka as A_Non_A,...aka Mort_A_