If you go down to the sea today you might not stay for long
For the kamikaze herring swim up and sing this song
we will jump out of the water
And bight you on the nose
Then we will lie across your smelly feet and nibble all your toes

If you dont heed this warning
and ignore this fishy plight
your knees will get all sandy
and your legs a nasty bight

for kamikaze herring are trained in many styles
From Kung fu to Karate and many fishy wiles
they arrive when least expected
and move with out a sound
so take this warning seriously
keep your toes on solid ground