How I laughed until I cried
Side were splitting thought I was going to die
Snuck up on a trench in the middle of the night
Posted a thunder flash and listened to the freight
Two sleeping bags wriggle and squirm, recruit will they ever learn?
Rapped up tight trying to jump out of a trench in the middle of the night
Sides were splitting almost started p*ssing, I could hear the hissing
Then bang and it started to snow, feather from high dropping down low
Two faces appear and met by me with smile from ear to ear
Where’s your gat? What have you done with they where they at?
Panic rises from fear, as they look at each other with no idea
Hand them back to them again
and wonder how to the quarter master they will explain
Training team oh we did have a scream