whats for tea shall i ask
maybe chips maybe spuds
whats to go with it dare i ask
burger and chips, pie and chips

oh what a dilema
pie and chips with lots of gravy
or burger and chips with lots of sauce
should i have pudding with lots of sauce

oh what a dilema
who should i ask
if i have chips ill get big if i have pie ill get big
oh what a dilema i dont want to get big

guess ill have salad as usual i dont want to get big ,heathy, i will be
and i will be thin oh the joys to be thin
oh wish i could eat to be thin
ill have steak ill have pudding but if i eats these i wont be thin
oh what a dilema i only want to be thin