If Dogs Could Talk

mcradloff

by mcradloffPlatteville, Wisconsin, USA

Mar 2013 1,087 Views 14 comments

If Dogs Could Talk

Author: mcradloff

You should really try the water out of the toilet bowl!
It's delicious!

Quit feeding me dry kibble, I want what you're having!

You got it wrong pal, I'm not man's best friend, you are dog's best friend.

Get that leash away from me. Sometimes I just have to scamper freely in the clover, or in a fresh female doggie dump!

You need to relax. Life is not that complicated. All you need is a good bone, a good belly rub, and a good fire hydrant.

I really hate it when you leave me here all alone. It seems like forever to me till you come back, please come back!

I will always love you no matter what. I don't care about what you look like or what clothes you wear, or what car you drive. All I want is your time, your food, and your love.

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Posted: Mar 2013

About this poem:

Dogs don't talk, but if they did, these are some of things I think they would tell us. A dogs ability to love us unconditionally is unmatched. If only women were more like dogs, thankfully some are.

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Comments (14)

cherryreggae

cherryreggaebayside, New York USAMar 1, 2013

Lol McRad, you got it right.!!! That's exactly what they would say!!! Lovely write thanks4sharing

madtat29

madtat29Farmington, New Mexico USAMar 1, 2013

Haha..Like the joke ..if you put your wife and your dog in the trunk for two hours then open it up..guess who's happy to see you...lol

cameal6

cameal6someplace, Washington USAMar 1, 2013

lol better then any neglectfull husband thats for sure. dogs are truly a humans best friend, always willing to love you no matter what the situation.

rapturecapture

rapturecapturekerry, Kerry IrelandMar 1, 2013

Hi mcradloff

Thank you for posting enjoyed your take on, If Dogs Could Talk
very interesting and I loved your take on it.

mcradloff

mcradloffOPPlatteville, Wisconsin USAMar 1, 2013

cherryreggae, thanks for your comment. Glad you agree and glad you liked it.

mcradloff

mcradloffOPPlatteville, Wisconsin USAMar 1, 2013

madtat29, thanks for the comment. Never put my dog in a trunk, I do know they don't like being left in the car alone.

mcradloff

mcradloffOPPlatteville, Wisconsin USAMar 1, 2013

ZeusAkAZeus, thanks for the comment. Glad you liked it.

mcradloff

mcradloffOPPlatteville, Wisconsin USAMar 1, 2013

cameal6, thanks for the comment. Did you used to be on here last year? If so, glad to see you back.

mcradloff

mcradloffOPPlatteville, Wisconsin USAMar 1, 2013

rapturecapture, thanks for your comment, and glad you liked my take on talking dogs.

cameal6

cameal6someplace, Washington USAMar 5, 2013

yes I was, been along time sence i have talked with you. how is wendy and ondos getting along. good I hope.

beautifulyou

beautifulyouNew York, USAMar 7, 2013

'A dogs ability to love us unconditionally is unmatched'

If all people loved as such how wonderful that would be!

As with children, pets often have uncanny devotion and wisdom.
This write made me smile mcradloff, thanks

mcradloff

mcradloffOPPlatteville, Wisconsin USAMar 7, 2013

cameal6, thanks for your comment. Good to see you back. I hope things are better with any of the poets who have had differences of opinion.

mcradloff

mcradloffOPPlatteville, Wisconsin USAMar 7, 2013

Ladybee42, thanks for your comment. I guess the quality I was going for with a woman was the nonjudgemental approach dogs have. I'd be more than happy if she gave me some food too! It reminded of the artic diver who had a seal have a crush on him. Seeing that he was a poor hunter, she offered him a freshly killed penguin.

mcradloff

mcradloffOPPlatteville, Wisconsin USAMar 7, 2013

beautifulyou, thanks for the comment. It would be awesome if people would love one another unconditionally. They say if you are looking for unconditonal love, look for a sports team, a good donut, or a dog.

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