the easter bunny

The chocolate bunnies
Comming
The men and woman and children are going to get fat
All the chocolate bunnies and eggs that they will consume

Lazy they will become
Lounging on their bums
Scoff all the choccy bunny eggggggs
Filling there tums


Get off that soffa you lazy bums
Switch off the teles
Head down to the gym
An hour on the tread mill
Will burn of some of that chocc bunny

But it won't make you slim
Lots and lots of visits to the gym may make you thin
But a wise old bird called my
Mum said to me one day

For heaven sake throw down that choccy that's the only way
More you open your gob the bigger you will become
So the moto is keep your gob shout if you want be slim
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Posted: Mar 2013

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Comments (7)

beautifulyou
ahhh, waaaayne,
you just threw us head first into reality,
be more gentle next time! laugh

;)


wave
Skymore
Oh, why didn't you tell us about these things earlier - I've bought 3 Easter bunnies ! What to do now ?wink
Skywave
trurorob
You bring a certain sense of humour to the corner Wayne.
Rob
wayne34
Skymore we could share the easter bunny together one half for you and one half for me heheteddybear
Skymore
Yes, WAYNE , we could share !handshake
Skywave
wayne34
Skymore bring your choccys let's dine out for two hun heart beating teddybear
Skymore
You are too far - I can't reach you .wink
Skywave
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