I was advised to visit your shop
All things are not too happy up top

You may need some introspection
To prompt you back in the right direction

I hope you suggest a road toward
The Man, who cuts your family with his sword

On our path so many have gone
On all our roads the sun has shone

The brochure is in tatters friend, all these places I have seen
To all these taverns I have been

Your safety is our big concern
For happy travelers who will return

I am more for an adventure...

At least you should fit a garment sir, more like these the people wear
Lets at least cover that a bit...

...I will all your garments split !