UNDERARM AROMA

WHEN I TRAVEL ON THE BUS, IT'S SO STRONG; IT PUTS ME IN A COMA! THERE SHOULD BE, A LIGHT OR SIREN, THAT COMES ON, WHEN SOMEONE ATTEMPTS TO BOARD THE BUS; WITHOUT SHOWERING! THIS WAY; THEY'D GO HOME AND CLEAN UP; AND THAT TO ME, IS QUITE, TOWERING! I SAY; DO UNTO OTHERS; WELL, YOU KNOW THE REST! WHETHER, RICH, OR POOR; YOU HAVE TO STRIVE ,TO BE, AT YOUR BEST! IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD, A WELL KNOWN PRODUCT; WHITE VINEGAR, WILL DO NICELY; WITHOUT BEING, EXOTIC! LET'S ALL GO THROUGH LIFE, SMELLING CLEAN! I SAY THIS; WITH RESPECT TO ALL! NOW; LET'S CONQUER, THE DIRT DEMONS; AND, HAVE A BALL!
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Posted: Apr 2015
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I HOPE THIS MESSAGE SINKS IN! OR SHALL WE GO THRU LIFE; WITHOUT A NOSE!

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avias
Trav/Wild...Right you are, why should anyone have B.O.? Use White Vinegar huhpointing Nothing wrong with smelling like a salad versus the otherhead banger
More uses for vinegar... #1 applied to sunburn helps take the sting out, #2 rinsing hair with it increases shine in hair (if hair is colored, unknown as for result when used on chemically treated hair)comfort ....Avias
WILDANDREADY
MC; I TOTALLY DISAGREE! ANYONE WHO DOESN'T BATHE OR NEGLECTS DEODORANT USE IS AT RISK! IN THIS CASE; IT WAS A WHITE YOUNG COLLEGE KID! WOULDN'T YOU HATE TO BE HIS ROOM MATE?dancing TRAVIS
WILDANDREADY
avias; doctors are going to hate me but; take a shot of a.c.v. per day! that's apple cider vinegar! farewell doctors!dancing dr trav
peachmelba
Haha you make me laugh but it's so true ,


Yes get the message across no excuse,


Now I'm just going to shower my bed wants me to smell nice,


yawn ,nite travis,


Love your creative writing,


cheers
WILDANDREADY
PEACH; I LOVE TO TACKLE ANY TOPIC AND MAKE PEOPLE WANT TO READ MORE!dancing FROG PRINCE
peachmelba
Yes you have a talent for that but you can leave your hat on,


laugh .



I put pepper spray under my arms once,


They were too salty.


laugh .


Okay frog prince,


Hop around later,


dancing .

P
WILDANDREADY
KAREN; KEEP A COOL TOOL! WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT; YOU WILL SAY; WOW!:dancing TRAV:
WILDANDREADY
i miss you Karen! hug sad flower heart beating frog prince
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