they say,I'm in fashion
with my trousers,around my knee's
don't think,I agree with them
so please,don't tease.
Hairs,not much better
with that,old gray tint
if I Was a lady
I'd be an old bint.
lost all,my teeth
in last years steak
don't call me,false
that,would be your mistake.
given up,the make-up darling's
yet!!,still got that look
shame,I'm not famous
or I'd be in,that book.
traded in my sports car
for a box,with four wheels
can't pull the totty
with those,iceland bag deals.
once lived in paris
with the new,avante-garde
now,just around the corner
from,old scotland yard.....