Why is there no talk of a wall on the Canadian border? You would think this would be in order If it's good enough for Mexico A wall keeping out the Canadians would be the way to go I'm sure they're sick of their free health care And all the elbow room so they can let out their hair The cool temps gotta be a drag And all those mosquitos that like to nag Having to learn French and English would really suck What is that kid doing on the five dollar bill, playing with a puck? Give a polar bear, how about a loon I'll stick with my Jefferson and Washington you goon So why don't they need a wall up there Maybe it's because they think the United States isn't fair And they much rather just stay up there