Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK6,405 posts
Liebe2: But they give enough freedom for multitasking
Women Drivers This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman In a brand new BMW doing 75Mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds ! And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!
As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the meat pie out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned big Jim and the twins, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an all important call.
Englishman55: Women Drivers This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman In a brand new BMW doing 75Mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds ! And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!
As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the meat pie out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned big Jim and the twins, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an all important call.
BL00DY women drivers!!
But if I were next to you, I would have drunk the coffee from the cup between your legs, would have helped you shave, including big Jim and the twins, would have helped you hold the phone and even pick it up from the floor in the event we both dropped due to the excitement caused by the traffic
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