Insertcatchyname: Doughnuts aren't popular in Ireland, maybe if I leave her a battered mars bar or a bottle of blue wkd, she'd love me for sure
Leave the MARS BAR SOMEWHERE ROMANTIC,like under her pillow,that way....while you're sleeping 3 rooms away on SPRING coiled crampy couch,she can AT LEAST reflect on something sweet while considering whether or not to accept your apology.
thewall2: Leave the MARS BAR SOMEWHERE ROMANTIC,like under her pillow,that way....while you're sleeping 3 rooms away on SPRING coiled crampy couch,she can AT LEAST reflect on something sweet while considering whether or not to accept your apology.I'm really considering becoming a consultant.
I'm outta here.
You should, best advice I've gotten too See it takes a man to know how to make a woman happy
solsticemoon: ah you sound like youve got it down to a fine art. Mars Bars n cider.... shame ur so young and ur love life is so entangled, you sound sooo my type!
It's Battered Mars Bar fine delicacy here, I go to Spain for hols everyone, will you show me aroung next time
Insertcatchyname: Why is it the better looking the woman, the more expensive
I sense you are a lovely young man of wonderful and humble integrity so it is merely my duty that forces me to remind you about ur chequebook. I know that your everloving heart would not want to deny your girl anything so in consideration of your sentiments, take it as nothing more than a brief whisper to merely stave off any future embarrassment.
Insertcatchyname: Ok, so like some of you already know after last nights embarrassing situation, me and the missus have decided to make up. I'm suppose to be in sorry mood now like cos she has some attitude on her when shes mad, so where's the best place to go and woo her over
solsticemoon: I sense you are a lovely young man of wonderful and humble integrity so it is merely my duty that forces me to remind you about ur chequebook. I know that your everloving heart would not want to deny your girl anything so in consideration of your sentiments, take it as nothing more than a brief whisper to merely stave off any future embarrassment.
I'm scared now, are you a scammer...I can come to Spain and show you a better life no need to scam if you have the love of a good man who will shower with all the McFlurries and bottles of cider you need
Insertcatchyname: I'm scared now, are you a scammer...I can come to Spain and show you a better life no need to scam if you have the love of a good man who will shower with all the McFlurries and bottles of cider you need
I believe the love of a good man will solve all my problems.
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Noooooo! That's just too much like effort for them.
The alleyway behind McDonalds will do.
Can eat their McFlurries and drink the cider after. Or during if that rocks their boats