im of to buy me new boxers 2morrow what should i choose (117)
Steve5150Dublin, Ireland477 PostsGood evening all! Howz we all doing tonight???
biggles90000: Ok i was rumbled but im a gentleman private viewings only
Steve5150: Good evening all! Howz we all doing tonight???
good evening sir, maybe you will do what biggles promised 
biggles90000: Ok i was rumbled but im a gentleman private viewings only
right when is good for you - BB and I have our hands full (so to speak)you're not the only one seeking our professional services
salanky: good evening sir, maybe you will do what biggles promised
What?? As in buy new boxer shorts??? Ah God no, sure I found an old soiled pair at the side of the road just about an hour ago. I'll give them a bit of a scraping and they'll be as good as new!!
Steve5150: What?? As in buy new boxer shorts??? Ah God no, sure I found an old soiled pair at the side of the road just about an hour ago. I'll give them a bit of a scraping and they'll be as good as new!!
he got our hopes up by saying he would pose in his new boxers and then went and burst our bubble 
Steve5150: What?? As in buy new boxer shorts??? Ah God no, sure I found an old soiled pair at the side of the road just about an hour ago. I'll give them a bit of a scraping and they'll be as good as new!!
look at the money you savedCAITLIN765: right when is good for you - BB and I have our hands full (so to speak)you're not the only one seeking our professional services
anytime is free me lol
salanky: he got our hopes up by saying he would pose in his new boxers and then went and burst our bubble
Maybe he forget to buy them!!!! Oh no I've just received an email from him. He's requested the old crusty pair that I found earlier on, on the side of the road. They should arrive at his address tomorrow. Hee-Hee!
But eh.......hmmm........would you prefer him to wear them scraped or unscraped???Steve5150: Maybe he forget to buy them!!!! Oh no I've just received an email from him. He's requested the old crusty pair that I found earlier on, on the side of the road. They should arrive at his address tomorrow. Hee-Hee! But eh.......hmmm........would you prefer him to wear them scraped or unscraped???
hhhmmmm thats a tough one, maybe half and half holiday11: look at the money you saved
Oh absolutely and just think, you don't get the extra cling on's if you buy them fresh in Dunnes.
salanky: hhhmmmm thats a tough one, maybe half and half
mmm Sal - I can see a role for you in our new venture - i'm dealing with new fittings - BB is boss she is out rounding up business - you could do the fitting of the old one ...you will be provided with PPE of course
salanky: hhhmmmm thats a tough one, maybe half and half
I've just phoned the Chief Executive of Dunnes Stores who reliably informs me that you MUST pay a boxer shorts levy if you want added skid-marks. That's not on!!! What a letdown.
biggles90000: me in me new boxers salanky cant get it to work.
should i go and have a look?CAITLIN765: mmm Sal - I can see a role for you in our new venture - i'm dealing with new fittings - BB is boss she is out rounding up business - you could do the fitting of the old one ...you will be provided with PPE of course
wow what an opportunity 
so glad to be on board Steve5150: I've just phoned the Chief Executive of Dunnes Stores who reliably informs me that you MUST pay a boxer shorts levy if you want added skid-marks. That's not on!!! What a letdown.
dont worry if you tell them they get a date with me there will be plenty of free skid marks along with dust clouds as they run away irish84: should i go and have a look?
yea missed it hun i took it down but now doing private vieings.
biggles90000: yea missed it hun i took it down but now doing private vieings.
damn it 
just my luck then irish84: damn it just my luck then
He cheated and used a fake pic off google..
salanky: hhmmm theres an interesting idea
I don't wear them anyway. I find I'm allergic to the fabric.
sugar77: He cheated and used a fake pic off google..
oh so i didnt miss much then L1977C: Jesus thats taking smelly jocks to a whole new level
I'm actually doing a scientific experiment soon out on a pig farm in Ballybunion next week for TV3. I'm throwing 18 pairs of the aforementioned boxer shorts (worn continuously for 6 months on end) into a ginormous pile of pig slurry for them to ferment. If someone can then wear them for a further six months after the fermentation process, without contracting the Ebola virus then he wins a holiday for two in a mudhut in Eastern Guatemala. All enteries to be submitted to: Mr. Cecil P. Bumstead, 487 Bolderdash Road, Rubbishton, Dublin 25.
irish84: oh so i didnt miss much then
Naaaaaaaa if me mammy found out i showing me undies off on the internet she kill me
biggles90000: Naaaaaaaa if me mammy found out i showing me undies off on the internet she kill me
* goes to google and types in underwear models * 
irish84: * goes to google and types in underwear models *
you of pervin again
biggles90000: it is me lol cheeky
Its you is it
Ok BB stands corrected and you have just gone way up in my estimations
Think i will have to contact caitlin for a private viewing just to make sure though... we are very very thorough
biggles90000: you of pervin again
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