I like several kinds of cheese and a good tomato sauce. Actually, Tombstone cheese pizzas are pretty good if you just add a handfull of home cheese to them. I also like green pepper on pizza but only if its cut into inch by half inch rectangles and thinly but evenly distributed around the pizza. Not the stringy kind heaped on and all dessicated.
I just remembered there was a movie where this college age guy was selling himself to get money to get back with his girlfriend. He delivered pizza and if the lonely housewives ordered "extra Anchovies" that meant they wanted him. After a while he learned to be a sensual romantic companion from these women.
Witchaywoman: I thought he was having a Spartacus moment. Spartacus, some men like snails and other men like oysters.
Some other possible euphamisms:
- Slice your pepperoni left handed - Eat your olives with the stones in - Have your crust double stuffed - Order the supersized Deep Pan - Dip your crust in the garlic butter
I've just had Buffalo pizza from my local pizzeria. It was fantastic. They also do Zebra, Crocodile, Kangaroo and others. As well as serving chocolate covered giant ants and vodka scorpions (yes real scorpions). Where is this you say? china? vietnam? Nope little town in the north of England. Haven't tried the ants or scorpions though - yuk ! The pizza's are fantastic though.
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