seagritseagrit Blog Comments (148)

RE: Law of Attraction

Yes, I feel so highly privileged to be (in the company of) or henceforth betwixt, such high class and sophisticated gentlemen such as your good selves, your ways and language are a constant source of fascination...

RE: Law of Attraction

Are you talking to me or chewing a brick? laugh

RE: Law of Attraction

Oh just cut to the quick and take me for my cast iron saucepan, (no house or car required)... rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Feel the Fear and do it anyway....

Feel the fear, and find a toilet quick... laugh

RE: When You See It

Consider it news anyway, how does that man dance one wonders? laugh

RE: When You See It

He wasn't assembled the right way on the production line...

Glad to see this under the all important heading of 'News' rolling on the floor laughing

RE: "TIME IS TIGHT"..(2)

No, that was a terrible answer... Not enough detail and just complete and utter nonsense... rolling on the floor laughing

RE: "TIME IS TIGHT"..(2)

Well, you certainly have the time to delete your blogs and people's comments when it doesn't suit you!

RE: Easter Bunny

Hi Jim,

Yes, more humour is required, then at least we can all die laughing! laugh


What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line...


Have a nice Easter, cheers

RE: Solfeggio Frequencies

You live in a great part of the world, if I was there I'd be out walking for 10 miles a day just to wear myself out... Got to get that natural daylight in! (Then have a glass of wine in front of the fire...) Goodnight.cheers

RE: Solfeggio Frequencies

Failing that, just knock yourself out with a mallet...laugh

RE: Solfeggio Frequencies

Hello Track,

I was thinking Solfeggio sounds almost wine-like, but I am slightly merry tonight (drinking perry!)

Glad it's enhancing your mood!

I find spending too much time online makes you depressed and listless if you're not careful. It's a modern day scourge for some folk now, especially the young who are permanently attached to a gadget of some sort or other... (Think I need to stop moaning and get Solfeggio-ed..., or make an omelette out of it, laugh )

RE: Dating a man over 50

Tease me oh, woo woo woo, I need something thrifty,

Just send me that thing that's 'awful shifty'...

And look and lurrve the OVER FIFTY!

Look out ladies, he'd rather watch the Sport on the telly,

But some girls would rather snuggle a belly! cheers

RE: Dating a man over 50

Crikey, this is making me feel old, as in nearly 50! But my Dad tells me I look 25 when he's on the Guinness!! laugh

I think relationships should be about deeper things and love itself... So, whatever the age gap, romance will never die and it can happen at any time in a person's life...cheers

RE: Dating a man over 50

Way back in 2012 = The last man I 'dated' who was 56 (well over!), snored like a pneumatic drill, had a belly that couldn't process a beach ball and (I think) still loved his ex-wife!!

But never mind, he was a nice bloke... for someone else!laugh

RE: Embarrasing experience..

Hi Mate,

you are beautiful and will rise above it! wine

RE: From Rodney Dangerfield

Ever the Jester!


Your jokes are sort of horrible but true!

(Better than politics and bickering!)


cheers

RE: three things that mattered!

I don't love your sweaty armpit photo! laugh

RE: Just watching 9/11, 102 mins that changed America,....

myhome,

Yes, plenty of those about, best avoided!

Anyway, I feel like a gooseberry? No, I mean a raspberry, between you and Scotty!

Bye for now and thanks for the chat!! cheers

RE: Just watching 9/11, 102 mins that changed America,....

Excuse me for not swearing enough... laugh

RE: Just watching 9/11, 102 mins that changed America,....

No I think it was an attempt at a reinvention of the series which hadn't been on for a few years but everyone/viewers were complaining about the hammy acting and rickety stage props so it didn't last long, but it was funny! The lunchtime news used to come on after 'Crossroads' so it was routine to have it on...

But yes, hearing that people had to jump out of windows rather than be burnt alive is horrific.

Anyway, it's Saturday night and you should be drowning yourself in Foster's lager! cheers

RE: Just watching 9/11, 102 mins that changed America,....

Hi Scotty,

Horrible thing to see. I remember I was watching an episode of Crossroads at the time which was interrupted by the first plane colliding into the towers, then it was blanket coverage on the news, a bit like when Diana was killed...

Don't get too depressed about it though, how many people have to face that in reality? We are so lucky to have today! cheers

RE: "KNOWN... BUT UNKNOWN"

Oh yeah! It's all a learning curve, but some are a hell of a lot more bent than others!

It's a life on eggshells for some because we're wary.

But then these people with big teeth are popular at parties - until someone finds the bottle opener...
rolling on the floor laughing

cheers

RE: "KNOWN... BUT UNKNOWN"

Like a cynic knows the price of everything; but the 'value' of nothing!

But then I didn't know my uncle had a false tooth until it came out in conversation...

(sorry, having a delayed party!rolling on the floor laughing )

RE: "KNOWN... BUT UNKNOWN"

That's what everyone says after divorces and failed relationships and then it's a case of just living with yourself or repeating it all again! laugh But sensible people get to know what they like along the way and know what to avoid in future!

Most people have teeth like the Ten Commandments - all broken! laugh

RE: "KNOWN... BUT UNKNOWN"

Classic. My Granddad drowned in a vat of varnish, it was a terrible end but a lovely finish...

A bit like the guy who was chopping carrots with the Grim Reaper; he was dicing with death.

RE: "KNOWN... BUT UNKNOWN"

Did you hear about the optimist who drowned in a bath that was half full?

RE: "KNOWN... BUT UNKNOWN"

That's tragic...

The President of the Glaucoma Sufferers' Association died recently.

There were a lot of misty eyes at the funeral... laugh

RE: "KNOWN... BUT UNKNOWN"

When my uncle was dying, his wife Tina and his sister Marge were grieving at his bedside. He turned to them and whispered : "don't cry for me, Marge and Tina."

(sorry!)

RE: "KNOWN... BUT UNKNOWN"

Did you hear about the man who was such a firm believer in reincarnation that in his will he left everything to himself? laugh

This is a list of blog comments created by seagrit.

We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here