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RE: "RENEGADES OF THE SIGN"

Whilst waltzing through the "Gardens Of Sing" with a red rose betwixt your teeth!laugh

RE: "RENEGADES OF THE SIGN"

Yes, and while you're there you could indulge in some "Serene Noggins"...cheers rolling on the floor laughing

RE: "RENEGADES OF THE SIGN"

Leaving out a letter or two, I could become a bearer of the "Grenades Of The Gins"... (That's an anagram nam man!)

(whilst preferring cider of course, wouldn't want anything to do with 'mother's ruin' as it used to be called)

RE: "RENEGADES OF THE SIGN"

I'm a carry on for 12km northbound, take first left at the roundabout, then second exit right, then take the third left exit before arriving at your destination, kind of sign...

RE: "RENEGADES OF THE SIGN"

What if you're accused of having no heart or soul, does that make you immune? Think I'll just carry on being me if so!laugh

RE: "RENEGADES OF THE SIGN"

Sound more like politicians to me!!! They're certainly full of 'the sign' of sh#t...

RE: When was the last time you got laid?..............

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RE: Double standards with friends

You're a mighty cool Dude-ess!!!X

RE: A little trivia

"And your husband wants to be a girl"... I'm stumped!

What kind of warped mind did all that spring from?

"Happy Days" I can understand! laugh

RE: "PUT EM TO WORK"

Where was the Queen of England crowned?




On her head.



Goodnight and good luck, cheers

RE: "PUT EM TO WORK"

"Following the dispute with the domestic servants' union at Buckingham Palace today, the Queen, a radiant figure in a white silk gown and crimson robe, swept down the main staircase and through the hall.

She then dusted the cloakroom and vacuumed the lounge."

(Ronnie Barker)

RE: "PUT EM TO WORK"

A man came out of Buckingham Palace covered in white paint. "What happened to you?" asked a policeman... The man said: "I've just been decorated by the Queen."

RE: "PUT EM TO WORK"

Did you hear about the Prince Charles commemorative teapot?

It never reigns, but it pours.

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RE: I'm back :)

Why? Did you get banned or something?

RE: "CREATION")("UNKNOWERS")(65)

Yeah, his face is a picture... I'd like to nail it to a wall.

RE: "CREATION")("UNKNOWERS")(65)

Oooo Errr, actually when you see 'it' or 'them' that way... It's best to say nothing and starve...

RE: "CREATION")("UNKNOWERS")(65)

Pah!!! Not coming here again...

RE: "CREATION")("UNKNOWERS")(65)

Salt and Vinegar Crisps?

RE: It is always surprising

What?

I've nothing to respond to because you are below the age range of my settings, I didn't realise you are 41... My fault for being an old git then,laugh

RE: "RAMBLIN MAN"("RAMBLE ON")(50)

Typical man...

RE: "RAMBLIN MAN"("RAMBLE ON")(50)

What would you do with the word 'FLUMP'?

RE: It is always surprising

Hi Free,

He looks like a rather handsome snuggle-flumffer?

Come back dude, the ladies want to interrogate you!!!laugh

RE: "RAMBLIN MAN"("RAMBLE ON")(50)

You've a wonderful way with words, and your feelings are there too, you're lovely! Have a good holiday, cheers

RE: "RAMBLIN MAN"("RAMBLE ON")(50)

Sorry for embarrassing you earlier... It was fun though!

Have you any plans for the week off?

RE: "RAMBLIN MAN"("RAMBLE ON")(50)

Can't you be 'toothbrush man'... fame beckons you know, and a private jet ready to kill you!!

RE: "RAMBLIN MAN"("RAMBLE ON")(50)

You're still a truck driving alien... And I'm just fit for nothing but happy music!

RE: "RAMBLIN MAN"("RAMBLE ON")(50)

Just get real...

RE: "RAMBLIN MAN"("RAMBLE ON")(50)

GT,

I think we'd have to be within a minimum of a 12 inch vicinity of real 'lifeness' in order to kiss each other!

So I'd have to take him out and get us drunk first,laugh promise to cook a nice dinner afterwards!!!

RE: "RAMBLIN MAN"("RAMBLE ON")(50)

Nam, nam, the lovely Seekonk man,
Sweet as a raspberry flan,
Makes you laugh, makes you realise,
Doesn't matter if you despise...

During the day and during the night,
The trucks are moving, wheels are turning,
And what would you do without your burning...
Desire for everything you think you need?

Nobody wants to admit they're greedy,
But it's funny how they're all so needy...
How would it be if you ran out of bread,
Nothing in the shops, just in your head?

Too much convenience makes one lardy...
And good truckers are always hardy,
To the ways of the world and its people,
They see it all, at the top of the steeple!!

Should I make a separate blog of this, under the heading of 'poetry for vacating truck stars...'


Think I will...


cheers

RE: "RAMBLIN MAN"("RAMBLE ON")(50)

rolling on the floor laughing You're such a gent!!! x

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