OMG not going to give you any advise but I am going to laugh, I'm so sorry but its funny. We have thme here were I live, maybe not like yours but they get bad. A sprayer comes by every night and I swear he is saying dinner time becuase they get worse. Sorry but you blog was cute and funny....hope tonight is better.
RE: Deceased..........
I am new to this site and I dont know who you are but my prayers are with you and your family...my condolences go out to you.