Oh, and by the way, Jejune, I think it's just the two of us here. Though I do not know if your conversing skills are still at their best after having your mind blown by Mr. Howie
I have tried hiding under the abaya, with just the eyes and my trainers sticking out (that was actually the only way my friends figured out it was me). Now I know why they were all insisting I took it off-they couldn't resist me. And I thought they didn't like it. Oh well, better find out later than never. Now I know what I have missed. I'd very much love to see your abaya though and am not going to make this indecent proposal again.
Dear Jejune, thank you for the advice. It is highly appreciated and I will remember to ask for your advice next time I go to the gym, for it seems you know everything there is to know about gym issues. However, I am quite sure you have no clue about steroids and such. Nor do you have any clue about the effects of exercise on the brain. For if you did, you would have known how absurd your statement is. I guess you have never seen women on steroids.
Oh, my, thank you, Howie. For a moment I thought you were just having a bad day. I'll remember to thank my mom for getting me a tutor, since English is not my first language.
However, it seems to me that you're missing the most important aspect of this blog and actually any blog in general, and that is the meaning of the word itself: "a Web site that contains an online personal journal with reflections, comments, and often hyperlinks provided by the writer", as the dictionary says.
Oh, and Howie, as a professional that you are, criticizing others, I guess your excuse for not using capital letters at the beginning of the sentences or when referring to yourself (i instead of I) and appropriate punctuation is due to a malfunction of your "Shift" button. Otherwise, I can't imagine that someone your "size" would spell "I've" as "ive", “I’m” as “im”, “it’s” as “its” or “I’d” as “id”. Tztztz!
Dear Howie, I've never said I had any blogs. But, I've never said I knew anything, nor have I ever judged anyone for their reflections either.
I was actually serious when I asked for an English grammar lesson and a phylosophy of life lesson from an "English professional" like yourself. One can only learn from others.
You finally got it! Please don't bother, or, better said, please don't bother us anymore. I don't know what makes you think that anyone, especially the person creating these blogs, is interested in your oppinion.
And, for your info, here it is: blog noun /bl?g/US pronunciation symbol/bl??g/ n (also weblog ) a diary (= regular record of your thoughts, opinions and experiences) that you put on the Internet for other people to read
(Definition of blog noun from the Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary)
So what gives you the right to criticize other people's oppinions?
That's exectly what I did, Miss "Know It All", googled it. No idea why you even bother, if we all are not able to raise to your level of understanding and intelligence.
Anyway, I'm yawning so much every time I see your comments. And that's not a good thing, since I am at work. So I'll just give you exactly what you deserve: totally ignore you, just like everyone else did before me. I am glad I could make your life brighter these few days, but acknoledging you and giving you some attention you so desperately cried for. But you're not worth even that.
So, to resume everything in only one word, here is one for you: IGNORED. And yes, you can google it. I am sure it's spelled correctly and it absolutely defines you.
Dear Miss Seeker, my dear mom is about your age. So I am going to try and express my feelings for you in a nice and polite way, out of respect for my mom and myself, not for you.
I do believe you are a bit confused. Because your comments at people's sensitive blogs, that, by the way, are not about you at all, smell of ignorance even from where I am, thousands of miles away.
I think you feel you died and went to Heaven now, for finally you got what you were looking for: a bit of attention. So hurray for you! You have been acknoledged. Even if just to be told off. Maybe it's the age or just the fact that I can't stand people that talk just for the sake of saying something, but I am positive I am finally expressing what a lot of people here think about you.
I wouldn't have expected a better answer from you, for there's nothing more you could possibly say and sound smart. Now I can say I'm proud of you, lady; it seems you're learning.
And no, please, don't explain yourself to me or anyone else on this blog, as a matter of fact, for it'd be so so boring...
Now, it'd be highly appreciated if you sang at another table. This table is full! Checkmate!
Dear Miss Congeniality, it doesn't seem like you're making too many friends around or that you're "scoring" at any chapter. Unlike you, I am not here to "score", for if I have an "itch", I'm not dreaming of getting scratched online by someone thousands of miles away. If you did your homework well, before throwing words of "wisdom" around, you would have saved me from the waste of time and energy of replying. You, on the other hand, seem to have a huge "itch", but are so confident about yourself, that you wouldn't even dare post a picture on your profile. With such bitter comments and a nonexistent face, I very much doubt that you would even find a friend, much less "score" and have that "itch" of yours taken care of.
But then again, where's no brain, not even God can ask for more. However, there's a solution to that: learn to be quiet when you have nothing to say.
Oh well, life is a learning process. I guess you're still to learn that lesson. Would have had higher expectations from someone your age.
:) I'm just wondering how come some people have always comments to make and ideas to contradradict, but yet they are not able or bold enough to write their own blogs? I guess they just weren't born to be original.
I'm new on cs and, like many others, I don't particularly fancy blogs. However, I read yours and found them interesting and very helpful. I can see you are a very caring person, something that we don't see much these days. Thank you for your insights and for sharing all that with us. I just hope you'll change your mind and stay in touch with us. I think people need you.
But if you cannot be convinced to change your mind, then Happy Holidays and best wishes for you and your family. I hope your dad gets better.
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