Elmorya Blog Comments (813)
Does that mean if you got bad grades at that school, this teacher extracted the death penalty? 
OK! J/K...I know "error/lost in translation" 
Not on how to ask the local girls out...
A few years ago, I did a course for a Recreational Skippers Ticket; was interested in a bit of sailing then.
small requirement was to know a bit of basic languages in areas you intend to sail around. 
"ku pikir kita ada kecelakaan" stuff!!!
Wow! brings back memories....
chords & lyrics, downloaded & playing already...
Bhasa & Tagalog, I failed in school anyway !!! 
I think we have a communication problem I said: 
Send beautiful lady in batik to SA - not upload pics!!!
Although it hasn't been proven conclusively......cells do give off a fair amout of radiation!
Best in your future.
or seroiusly up the wall! 
Cells are supposed to be barred in our classrooms!!!
Cue for your next date....... 
When the conversation has definitely become one sided 
Just whip it out & play "Leaving on a Jet Plane" or "Satisfaction"! 
Careful but, hey! not too many of these.....
Or you may find yourself playing Chuck Berry's "My Ding-A-Ling" !!!
Haha....I can identify with the scotch marathon 
Hope none here on this site...
Need I remind you; "There's many a slip twix the stove & lip" Should I mention; "SLIP"
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Explain, why you have Alaska - USA in your profile then? 
And who are you again? 
RE: Is anyone real?
BION - I once had an afro hairstyle!