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I finally got to say "I'm sorry"

I was only 15 when I met him. After school, I worked the drive through at McDonald's in Greenville, SC., and he would come everyday, at 4pm, and order...
2,55120Jun 2007Jun 200723 hrs ago

Signs you've had too much coffee!

You've worn the finish off your coffee table. All your kids are named Joe. Chuck Yeager thinks you need to calm down. Instant coffee takes to...
2,10710May 2007May 200721 hrs ago

My Name is Crystal Meth

I destroy homes. I tear families apart. I take your children, and that’s just the start. I’m more costly than diamonds and more precious than gold....
2,01840May 2007Jun 2007May 13

101 Uses For Canned Air (#'s 76-101)

76. FREEZING BODY PARTS OF UNWELCOME VISITORS IN YOUR OFFICE – INVERT THE CAN, AIM AT BODY PART AND SQUEEZE WHILE INFORMING THE USER THAT YOU DON’T...
2,00000Apr 200721 hrs ago

101 Uses For Canned Air (#'s 37-75)

37. INDOOR MODEL ROCKETRY: TAKE ONE OF THOSE HANDY LITTLE FILM CANISTERS NORMALLY USED FOR HOLDING CASE SCREWS - TAPE ROCKET STYLE FINS TO THE CANISTE...
1,79200Apr 200721 hrs ago

101 Uses For Canned Air (#'s 1-36)

1. USE ALONG WITH MILK TO CREATE A FAKE CAPPUCCINO. 2. ADDED INCENTIVE DURING "ROACH RACES." 3. INSTANT METHANE REMOVAL FROM O...
1,72600Apr 2007May 10

Southern Girls & Football Season: North vs. South

Just to give some more insight into us Southern girls: Football Season: North vs. South WOMEN'S ATTIRE Up North: Chapstick in their back pocke...
1,93400Apr 2007May 9

ABOUT SOUTHERN WOMEN...

Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manner...
2,69730Apr 2007Apr 2007May 9

A Child's Death, My Parents, And My "I Love You's"

This didn't start out as a blog. I wrote it in a letter to a friend when I needed someone to talk too. I decided to share it, simply because it may...
2,58310Apr 2007Apr 2007May 13

Me And Murphy’s Law

Old Man Murphy and his freakin’ Laws. Gotta love ‘em, aye? So, I’m in Oklahoma where I have just picked up the car my grandfather gave me. It’s a...
2,19320Mar 2007Jun 2023May 13

Carpe Noctem!

I was reading something last evening in which someone had made the comment "Carpe Diem". Personally, I'm not a morning person. I don't wake up 'til so...
2,03920Mar 2007Mar 2007May 6

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