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RE: Who knows thier maths ??????

dont aske me my son told me summat was 90 cms i didnt have a clue how big that was and asked him how big it was in english .. he was not amused and i still have no clue

limericks

who could be described as quite fickle

where have all the chippies gone

free letters from Santa

oh yeah mind you by the time santa drank the whisky left out in our house hed be flying without his raindeer

where have all the chippies gone

yeyyyyyyyy


IM SENDING YOU THIS S.O.S.


SAVE OUR SPUDS

free letters from Santa

carrot??? no thats for the easter bunny shurely

where have all the chippies gone

see what i mean.............i thinkit is our patriotic duty to reinstate the chippy as fav eatery....perhaps we should make them protected buildings, then we could apply to the lottery for a grant

free letters from Santa

awww isnt it sweet.. when i was a ickle girl we used to write our letters and my dad used to burn then on the open fire telling us they went up the chimney to father christmas and we beleived him...mind you he always used to make us leave a large glass of whiskey and a mince pie out for father christmas on christmas eve....yeah we fell for that one too ...good ole dad

limericks

not a mega problem just minor

where have all the chippies gone

ok its a date .. anyone else?????

free letters from Santa

Some companies try and charge for a letter from Santa.

Forget that.

If you (or maybe your child(ren)) send a letter with a first or second class stamp on it to

Santa
Reindeerland
SAN TA1

as long as it is received before December the 13th and includes a reply address. !Then Santa will write back, with the kind aid of the Royal Mail !

I ho-ho-hope you save some money

where have all the chippies gone

oh cant we have a nostalgic night out and do a chippy crawl???

where have all the chippies gone

well i havent


back to chippies.. there are plenty of chinese chippies around here but the chips they serve are like oven chips and the dont do fish or peas....i mean the proper english chippy... and before anyone has a go at me I do love chinese food too

where have all the chippies gone

but theres a job for you

limericks

there once was a soldier from China

where have all the chippies gone

good for you . how interesting i hope it goes well for you...i dont know if fish, chips and mushy peas are quaint but they are almost extinct:

where have all the chippies gone

yeah but no but yeah but no.. i live in warrington

limericks

he tried and he tried

but he just could hide

limericks

heres a odd one


there once was a puppy from troon

limericks

lots of carrots came out

and even a sprout

RE: Winking on dating sites

waverider....... i was too gobsmacked to reply to you before


"why should they be gratefull?????.......because some stranger sent them a flower on a datin site????....really....."


its nothing to do with being grateful


but more about GOOD MANNERS,if someone takes the time to look at and read your profile then makes contact it is only polite to thank them, it doesnt mean you have to keep in touch, arrange to meet or commit to the guy(or girl), I have had many 'flowers' from lots of people who for one reason or another are not quite right for me, however, i always say thank you.the only time i do not reply is when a message is offensive in anyway.
if your not sure what
etiquette is then i suggest you Google it and find out.. i will give you a few lessons if you wish.

please do not bother trying to reply to me with some 'smart' pt 'rude' reply as i will not answer you, nor take any notice as i have no desire to start 'cyber' slanging matches on here.. good honest debates yes, but insult swapping NO THANK YOU

RE: Sunday Evening, what do you do?

IM FINE THANKS .. HAD A GREAT NIGHT LAST NIGT AT YOGA.....ooops didnt mean to shout.........it was so gentle but i feel as though ive been beaten up today

RE: Sunday Evening, what do you do?

lovely new photo sirenlydia very pretty WIT WOOOOO

limericks

there was a young lady from York

RE: Winking on dating sites

RE: Good , Good , Good News

thank you yami

limericks

she went into hiding
up in the west riding

pub quiz

NOpe .. another clue R.C.

RE: 3rd day of my diet

see you later i am off to my yoga class

limericks

but didnt like plovers
cos they squeaked when she wanted to dance





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