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RE: Time

thanks for my second morning laugh!

RE: Beautiful woman

You mean as opposed to the old one about women competing against one another for the most attention ?

RE: Roast chicken lunch

Ok Gal! It's your own real dinner....
However, most women would gag at the presentation!

Pointers:

Get rid of the blue plastic bag.
Get rid of anything that is not part of the meal.
Put chicken on serving platter
Set table with plate and cuttlery
What else are you having with the chicken?
Get rid of the wrappers they came in and place on serving dish ...

Take photo
Post on CS

You'll have women nocking on your door within minutes since you posted your address in one of your threads

Enjoy your dinner!

RE: How many ways can you push your woman away?

Yes that king of experience is so soul soothing

And just to confirm what I was saying, one of my neighbours who I sometimes do healing therapy to, knocked on my door last night ... with a plate full of food she'd cooked for their dinner and brought me some round.
Such a kind and generous soul
Sometimes we are so blessed but we don't notice the beauty around us

Should threads about individual countries internal politics be in the International forums?

More like Deviding singles

Should threads about individual countries internal politics be in the International forums?

They could be classed as 'the red flags threads'

Should threads about individual countries internal politics be in the International forums?

Yes it gets tedious at times

Should threads about individual countries internal politics be in the International forums?

Thanks for the morning laugh

RE: Time

Time and space as we have learned to perceive it does not exist.

RE: What do women enjoy most...about dating women?

Nope!! wouldn't let me see it!!

RE: What do women enjoy most...about dating women?

Yeah!!! Just for a few minutes it seemed like a eureka moment!!

And then

RE: What do women enjoy most...about dating women?

I shall turn that around!! YOU don't know what you're missing!!

RE: What do women enjoy most...about dating women?

RE: What do women enjoy most...about dating women?

I seriously thought about it after my first divorce then the day dream got to the "crucial" part ….
and I was like … get me out of here !!! Noooooooooooo!!

RE: What do women enjoy most...about dating women?

When my girlfriends and me get together we have the most amazing time!!
Exchanging recipes and how best to keep the sink shinny. And of course our favourite subject is how best to make our partner feel like the king of the household!!







Nah!!! Just kidding!! We have the best time ever!! Building one another up and making a special brew or two

RE: Dimensions

GB I would also love to hear what he shared with you after you do your research please

RE: How many ways can you push your woman away?

I'm not sure what you mean about covid changing women …. I'm quite distanced from 'the general norm' or 'expectations' where I live in a small town/big village. People have a bit of land, a few animals … people share … In our street we look out for one another … no idea who votes right, left or middle and we don't care … I thin it would serve the world if we all stopped thinking in terms of "what women do or don't" and "what men do or don't" and really take everyone on 'individual merit' whether man or woman …

One beautiful gestures back in March when we were severely "confined" was when I had left my empty gas bottle by my front door on the street but had missed the gas delivery man and so he hadn't been paid but he left me a full one anyway! He said later he wasn't about to leave me without gas during the confinement. How thoughtful and kind! Many people wouldn't have in case they didn't get paid later.

RE: How many ways can you push your woman away?

oooops @ the bananas ….

Most people were starving during the civil war... he was lucky to get bananas … many people especially children died of starvation and disease from being to weak to fight common infections … my parents were children during the civil war... they remember …

RE: How many ways can you push your woman away?

Me I think …

Enjoyed the "short"

RE: How many ways can you push your woman away?

Wouldn't know what "syndicated" means for you guys relating to the film industry....

@ filmed on an island!! Most probably!! Any place looks like an island compared to America... Even though the USA is but a small part of it

RE: Sweard

Ali, that is not what I read in the press or in articles secretly written by some Pakistani women...
I'm not saying you personally do or would do those things, but they are happening all around you...

When were those laws that protect women enforced? Because nobody seems to have heard of them....

RE: How many ways can you push your woman away?

Might not be much of a culture shock... I was brought up by Spanish parents who grew up during Franco dictatorship
Good job I grew up in France and had also a different cultural reference to learn from ...

RE: Dimensions

RE: Sweard

% thrown around out of context mean absolutely nothing!

Ali would you like to explain to us what happens to divorced women in your culture whether they ask for a divorce or the husband does?

What about your farm Ali? Who would look after your farm if 'you live in her country'?

RE: How many ways can you push your woman away?

My aplogies FabAngel
I didn't mean to be dismissive of what you shared.

My comment was directed at Gal since his response to my 'serious' contribution had been 'that this thread was in the joke section' ...

RE: How many ways can you push your woman away?

Fawlty Towers
Absolutely Fabulous
Dinner Ladies
Red Dwarf
Only Fools and Horses
'Allo 'Allo
Blackadder
The Two Ronnies
Father Ted
Acorn Antiques
To name but a few

RE: How many ways can you push your woman away?

It would depend whether you'd mind the involuntaly knee jerk reaction as you pulled said ponytails ... humour is a funny thing ...

I usually use the 'sitcom barometer' ...

If I saw it on TV happening to another person would I find it humourus or would I think the person 'doing it' is acting like a jerk?

If it's funny when happening to someone else then I need to lighten up and see the funny side. If it's still not funny even when it happens to somebody else then my thinking that the person is acting like a jerk could be justified

RE: How many ways can you push your woman away?

She was probably joking as this thread is in the joke section

RE: Sweard

Most probably not ...

RE: Water Melon Breakfst

Lovely to see you KB

Great cocktail recipe TomC.