I would first transform it in a Blue Police Box (don't ask me why lol)
Well, that's an easy answer, I would go back to my young age when I started first to learn English and just convince myself how great English language is.
Totally in Love with the UK, I'm looking for some people to improve a bit my English (I'm learning it afresh since two years, since I've became a fan of Doctor Who....)
RE: did you jump in at the deep end!!
Hey Welcome. That a nice try.