An old Italian who lived all alone wanted to plant his tomato garden, but the soil was hard and he was too old. His only son who used to help him was in prison. He decided to write to him to tell him of his predicament.
Dear Vincent, I feel terrible because I won`t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I am too old to be digging soil , but I know that if you were here you would dig the plot for me and my problem would be solved. Love Papa.
He gets a response : Dear Papa, whatever you do, do not dig the back yard, that`s where I buried the bodies, Love Vinnie.
At 4 am the next morning the FBI and local police raided the old man`s house and dug up the entire yard looking for the bodies. Unable to find any they appologised to the man and left.
The next day he gets another letter.
Dear Papa, go ahead and plant the seeds now that`s the best I could do under the circumstances.[/qu ote]
You have right I also think when I post this poll that it could scare people who live alone. But I hope any psycho can't find us. Trust in CS :)[/quote
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