RE: Why do we like our women artificially ehanced?

...Well, I imagine some guys going on holiday with their bicycle repair kit as an essential accessoire...


motorcycle dancing dog


RE: Why do we like our women artificially ehanced?

You're a little late my dear......half the guys on this thread have already had the operation....


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RE: so where can find a women who like the fact that i want make lover to her every day???

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RE: Why do we like our women artificially ehanced?

Maybe they install a little winch??.....


motorcycle


RE: Why do we like our women artificially ehanced?

Thank god men are allowed to look like slobs.....I'm so comfortable with that....

"So what about my shape??...I have a shape...."Pear" is a shape...."


rolling on the floor laughing


RE: Why do we like our women artificially ehanced?

Hoe gaan dit meisiekind?


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RE: Why do we like our women artificially ehanced?

Do you think the guy would notice??....


confused


RE: Why do we like our women artificially ehanced?

Yes, I agree....I think it's more about how women feel about themselves, than how they think their partners will view it.....

...and of course, women are all victims of advertising and Hollywodd, where every female has a wonderbra and 36DD's.....


RE: Extrovert / Introvert...... Which are you???

Definitely.....that makes me an introverted extrovert....confused

RE: coded messages on cs

MARTI.....

(magnamimous and respectable terrific individual....)


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RE: Happy Birthday to Wedward.

Wedy...where are you...we're all here standing around with drinks in our hands and ridiculous paper hats on our heads, wishing you a happy birthday.....and you're out at the pub!!....


banana happy birthday

Silly Semantics....

Tequila was the only alcohol where, as a student, I drank half a bottle once, and never suffered a hangover the next day....I think it's quite pure....and it's fabulous with lemon and salt....


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RE: Away till middle of july

Ciao Sungoddess, have fun in the sun...


wave


Silly Semantics....

Just something to make you smile today.......

Subject: Philosophy of Ambiguity

1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.

2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.....

3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.

4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?

5. THE MAIN REASON SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.

6. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, 'WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?'
SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, 'IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.'

7. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

8. IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?

9. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

10. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

11. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO 'GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?'

12. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?

13. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

14. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

15. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?

16. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

17. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

18. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

19. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?

20. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?

21. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

22. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

23. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?

24. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

25. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

26. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

27. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

28. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?

29. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED 'HEMORRHOIDS' INSTEAD OF 'ASSTEROIDS'?

30. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?

31. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

32. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED?

33. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?

RE: Whats the story behind your C.S. name!!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Yes, and he's also dead....

RE: The Lisbon Treaty.

I am suspicious about the concept and functioning of the EU.....why, I can't tell you, because my opinion has been fed by rumour, popular opinion and suspicion of big goverment....so I'm admitting that I know very little about the actual workings of the EU....which is exactly the reason why the EU is failing in selling itself to the general public.....the Lisbon Treaty is so complicated, no-one can even understand it....you would need a roomful of lawyers, and 6 months to read the document.....if you are going to make it so opaque that your customer cannot see what they are buying, don't be surprised when you have no takers.....bloody good show for the Irish!!...Éireann go Brách!!

RE: Whats the story behind your C.S. name!!

Nah...none of that anymore...thumbs up wave

but of course

had to make myself clear here otherwise i get insulted or accused..

RE: so where can find a women who like the fact that i want make lover to her every day???

I'd say just quit talking and give her the full monty mate.....


blah blah


RE: Whats the story behind your C.S. name!!

Yes, that's what I thought you meant.....wow wow




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I only meant the upper front...oopppsssssssss...sorry..

RE: Whats the story behind your C.S. name!!

wow wow


RE: What decade...

Jimi Hendrix playing "All along the Watchtower"......and Crosby Stills...."Teach your Children".....oh man.....


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Mosquitos LOVE me!!!....

Yeah...but if they've learned to chew their way thru netting, maybe they can learn to dive too??....


elephant


Mosquitos LOVE me!!!....

Yeah.....I should be ashamed of meself.....haven't even been for a swim yet.....



doh


Mosquitos LOVE me!!!....

Yeah....I'm such a dog....I've even started scratching those hard-to-get-to bites with my hind leg.....


dancing dog


RE: coded messages on cs

....IPOISHTW....!!

Hi wetsuit guy...


wave

(I'm pissed off I still have to work..)

RE: What Is/Are Your Absolutely Favorite Food(s)??????????

I must go hamba wena....lunchtime....


wave


RE: What Is/Are Your Absolutely Favorite Food(s)??????????

Hello sister....Cunjan...Como é você?


RE: coded messages on cs

Fabulous honey??.....


angel


RE: What Is/Are Your Absolutely Favorite Food(s)??????????

mela....me too.....go have lunch now....rolling on the floor laughing


RE: What Is/Are Your Absolutely Favorite Food(s)??????????

The first people here were the Phoenicians....(today's Lebanese)....then came the Greeks, the Romans, the Arabs, the North Africans...and just about everyone else.....everybody invaded this little rock for one reason or another.....the latest invasion is by a white tribe with large beer bellies, pink skin, and funny accents.....I think they speak english, but it's not a dialect I can understand.....


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