Unfortunately it seems it's true - just found this :
Fungi
Fungi the dolphin! that fish died years ago, the town council realising that without the dolphin tourists wouldn't come to a rain soaked piss hole on the edge of nowhere contacted steven spielberg and bought the mechanical shark from jaws. They modified the old tin can to look like the dolphin chucked it in the water and the town was saved. Until earlier this year when Fungi 2.0's program reverted back to killing mode and it went beserk butchering several boat loads of fat old american tourists believing them to be whales or possibly just fat old american tourists. The town council needing time to repair the machine and clean up the floating body parts chaned its name to An Daingean so no one would be able to find the town and their secret would be safe!
Your accent drives me wild so there would only be one thing i could do. I would call a taxi to collect our passports, take us to the Airport & get the next flight to New York ready to take you shopping along 5th avenue the next morning
RE: Scottish Island Quiz
Cheers G