darren9030 Forum Posts

Oct 11, 2009

RE: The Excuse Game!

No - sunday night & shops will either be closed or will have run out of stock

Can someone please do my nightshift as i want to go home & watch tv

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Oct 11, 2009

RE: Say something about the topic given

Womens shoes turn me on

Spiders

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Oct 10, 2009

RE: Say Something..Anything thats on ur mind..

is on my mind

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Oct 8, 2009

RE: your favourite cartoon when you were a kid

Woody Woodpecker

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Oct 8, 2009

RE: What Are You Listenin To Now..?PRT2.

Angels - Robbie WIlliams

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Oct 8, 2009

RE: New Single Mummy Here :)

Hiya popkorn

I recall Mellieha beach being one of Malta's nicest beaches

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OPOct 6, 2009

Should immigrants adapt ?

Hi all,

The following extracted from a news paper expresses what most of the people of England feel and also most of the people who came to this country for a different life.

Pass it on to all your friends, I got this from a friend who is an imigrant and still follows their religion

ENGLAND I think this really sums it all up.

After hearing that many cities did not want to offend other cultures by putting up Xmas lights, so DIDN'T!

After learning that the British Red Cross shops were instructed not to display Chris tmas decorations lest they cause offence. (A move which cost them my support thereafter.)
After hearing that the Birmingham council changed its opinion and let a Muslim woman have her picture on her driver's licence with her face covered. You try it!

After hearing of a Primary School in Birmingham where a boy was told that for PE they could wear Football League shirts (Aston Villa, Birmingham, West Brom etc) but NOT an England shirt as it could offend others !

This prompted the editorial below written by a UK citizen.
and published in a British newspaper.

IMMIGRANTS. NOT BRITONS, MUST ADAPT.

Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on London , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Brits.

However, the dust from the attacks has barely settled and the 'politically correct' crowd begin complaining about the possibility that our patriotism is offending others.

I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to Britain . However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand.

This idea of England being a multicultural centre for community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As Britons, we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle. This culture has been developed over centuries of wars, struggles, trials and victories fought by the untold masses of men and women who laid down their lives and of the millions of men and women who have sought freedom.

We speak ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society, learn the language!

If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.. If St.George's cross offends you, then you should seriously consider a move to another part of this planet.

We are happy with our culture and have no desire to change, and we really don't care how you did things where you came from.. This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this.

But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our National Motto, or Our Way of Life, I encourage you take advantage of one other great British freedom, 'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.

We didn't force you to come here. If you don't like it GO HOME!!

You asked to be here.. So accept the country that accepted YOU. Pretty easy really, when you think about it..

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Oct 6, 2009

RE: Foods from your local area.

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Oct 6, 2009

RE: east enders or corrie?

+1 is there really anything else worth watching on tv other than sport & Eggheads - i don't think so

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Oct 6, 2009

RE: What Are You Listenin To Now..?PRT2.

That's a bit of a sore subject as i can't sleep WITHOUT earplugs no more as i have gotten so used to them & even have to pack some when i go on holiday. I am always awake way before the alarm though so don't have problems there

Have a nice day

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Oct 6, 2009

RE: What Are You Listenin To Now..?PRT2.

Lucky you babe. This summer has been a nightmare. Think i have aged about 5 years in the last 2 months

but at least i have 18 days off & 4 flights to look forward to after this next batch of nights

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Oct 6, 2009

RE: Soup Season

1) Tomato Soup

2) Vegetable Soup

3)

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Oct 6, 2009

RE: What Are You Listenin To Now..?PRT2.

The noise in the school playground next to where i live. They are building a new classroom which i am told will take until next february

& they are banging & bashing all the damn time. Nightmare when i have been doing nightshifts which start again thursday for 7 nights

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Oct 5, 2009

RE: Who does your ironing?

My mum usually iron's my work shirts & i try ( badly ) to do everything else myself

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Sep 21, 2009

RE: Dating a Genevan Guy

I have only ever spent 4 days in Geneva & it rained virtually the whole time i was there

Must admit it's a beautiful place ( or it would be when the sun shines anyway )

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Sep 19, 2009

RE: plans for the weekend anyone!!!!!

Hiya goodfriend

great to see you back

I know it's an expensive place especially when weather isn't all that great but forecast is good & i am setting myself a limit & hopefully sticking to it as i've got trips to Czech Republic & Romania next month which are more important to me

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Sep 18, 2009

RE: Jokes of the day, what is your joke you want to tell?

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat, it's only £1,000 is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: ' £390,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...that house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £2,950,000' for it.
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £2,800,000.. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra £150,000 .'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'

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Sep 17, 2009