Asylum in the UK (9)
Sadly, the old British colonialists shafted so many people and looted so many countries around the world...just maybe this is God's way of paying us back.
Hey...I don't need Asylum...but can I play for the house and the £180.00 a week..ask me a question... anything ya like... 
This game used to be called monopoly. and yes any one can play as long as you aint british.
taliban 7k uprose to 25k already
read at somewhere
read at somewhere
Genuine assylum seekers YES
Bogus and illegal NO
Simples
When in Rome do as the Romans do - We have to abide by theb rules if we go to other countries so if the people who come here are not willing to observe our laws, traditions and customs and attempt to learn the language before and during their stay
here they should not be allowed entry. All International students make the efforts and comply, so what applies in that case should be applied to everyone to maintain fair equation.
The trouble today is that we in the UK are being forced to obey European rules as members of the EU made by unelected beauracrats. Our sovereignty and legal system have been forfieted and sabotaged by both of the major political parties.
Even Mac Millan said of Thatcher and Major - They sold the family silver.
JUST MY OPINIONS
1. Such is the case now WE are being currently forced to pay £40,000,000 DAILY membership fees and are being denied the rights to a new referendum. I voted NO in 1975 and would vote NO today
2. WEALTHY NON MEMBERS - Contrary to the scare mongers -Liechtenstein and Norway are a part of the single market through the European Economic Area as is Switzerland which has similar ties through bilateral treaties. The microstates, Andorra, Monaco, San Marino and the Vatican include the use of the euro and other areas of co-operation.
None of those countries or their peoples are exactly broke.
Winston Smith - Unperson of Oceania
Bogus and illegal NO
Simples
When in Rome do as the Romans do - We have to abide by theb rules if we go to other countries so if the people who come here are not willing to observe our laws, traditions and customs and attempt to learn the language before and during their stay
here they should not be allowed entry. All International students make the efforts and comply, so what applies in that case should be applied to everyone to maintain fair equation.
The trouble today is that we in the UK are being forced to obey European rules as members of the EU made by unelected beauracrats. Our sovereignty and legal system have been forfieted and sabotaged by both of the major political parties.
Even Mac Millan said of Thatcher and Major - They sold the family silver.
JUST MY OPINIONS
1. Such is the case now WE are being currently forced to pay £40,000,000 DAILY membership fees and are being denied the rights to a new referendum. I voted NO in 1975 and would vote NO today
2. WEALTHY NON MEMBERS - Contrary to the scare mongers -Liechtenstein and Norway are a part of the single market through the European Economic Area as is Switzerland which has similar ties through bilateral treaties. The microstates, Andorra, Monaco, San Marino and the Vatican include the use of the euro and other areas of co-operation.
None of those countries or their peoples are exactly broke.
Winston Smith - Unperson of Oceania
Winnie
my sentiments entirely.
my sentiments entirely.
gussi: Winnie
my sentiments entirely.
my sentiments entirely.
Thanks Moto
- Please see my answer to your Q to me on PoL's hijack thread
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'ASYLUM'.
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