mickeyscouse Forum Posts

Nov 10, 2011

RE: woohoos coffee shop

Ahhhhh good you have a nut allergy so your just the person im looking for to help out with the new nuts i have they are specially made for nut allergy sufferers

Thing is they aint been tested so if you could step into the stockroom and have a munch on my nuts

and when you have had your fill if you are still alive then I know they work and can flog them to the customers with a nut allergy

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Nov 9, 2011

RE: woohoos coffee shop

No but it tasted good

poor Zella aint gonna have no pets left

See you tommorow for a stint on the greasy pole

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Nov 9, 2011

RE: woohoos coffee shop

You earned your bed tonight because you been at it all day your worn out

Make sure your fresh and ready to go tomorrow the girl from the video is coming in to teach the girls the pole dancing tricks show how to handle Mickeys greasy pole

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Nov 9, 2011

RE: woohoos coffee shop

I will have a hamster sandwich

I thought cider used to be made with apples

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Nov 9, 2011

RE: woohoos coffee shop

The boa is for the opening of the pole only

The kitchen is shut tonight cos the new pole has to be greased and its a big job not for the faint hearted

Who wants the first swing on the greasy pole

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Nov 9, 2011

RE: woohoos coffee shop

Aww never mind tomorrow is another day, have some more drinks, pear cider, I crushed the apples with my own feet I kept my socks on to give it some extra kick

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Nov 9, 2011

RE: woohoos coffee shop

Pear over ice for you

The parrot looked so nice in the feather boa that I borrowed it

Day from hell me too 600 mile round motorway trip but the journey back went quick cos I was excited to see my new shiny greasy pole

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Nov 9, 2011

RE: woohoos coffee shop

No cos the chief nut checker has to check my bag of nuts too

make sure they are fresh looking and not to salty.

Dont want any customers chewing on them then spitting them out cos they not up to scratch

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Nov 9, 2011

RE: woohoos coffee shop

Black Russian for my personal assistant

If Island dont come in soon then you will have to come down the cellar and check the nuts for size and quantity

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Nov 9, 2011

RE: woohoos coffee shop

Island nice to see you in the club, sit down and have some drinks

I had some complaints about the nuts one of the ladys nearly choked to death on them

Can you come down the cellar and help me check them for size and make sure they are not to salty, cos I dont want anymore complaints

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Nov 9, 2011

RE: woohoos coffee shop

I been admiring my new pole all day its huge much bigger than the old one, bigger the better for the ladys to jump around n swing about on

Have some drinks its happy hour

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Nov 8, 2011

RE: woohoos coffee shop

And everyone is doing a grand job im impressed and cant wait for the greasy pole action tomorrow

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Nov 8, 2011

RE: woohoos coffee shop

Pear cider it is

And no its not a small wire ask Lily, she said she aint seen one that big before Im gonna need as many ladys possible in the cellar to help me with it

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Nov 8, 2011

RE: woohoos coffee shop

Welcome to the New bar have some drinks on the house

Gonna need some help in the cellar in a minute, need you to hold my torch while i fiddle about in your fuse box

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Nov 8, 2011

RE: woohoos coffee shop

That is not sick Zellarone was here taking measurements for the pole, and the mess is the cockatiel food which accidently got covered in baby oil in the dark

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Nov 8, 2011

Everyone is welcome on Mickeys greasy Pole I mean at Mickeys Greasy pole club, there is a job for everyone with no discrimination.

Right lets get back to business have a seat on the new couch I want to chat to you personally as you are gonna go to the top in this club if you play your cards right if you know what I mean

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Nov 8, 2011