A mechanical device that is flawed can never give evidence of an accurate nature as to time dialation. Since none exist that are not affected by outside forces, then the whole prusuit is null and void.
A woman and her son walked into town. Upon seeing some old men that were bow legged the little boy said. "Momma Look at dem bow legged bastar*s. She scolded him and made him read Shakespere for one hour.
The next day the same thing happened. She made him read Shakespere for 2 hours.
Following day. 6 hours reading Shakespere.
The forth day as she took her son into town. The boy stopped and proclained.
"Hark! What manner of men are these, that haveth their ding dongs in parentheses."
RE: That start of the week feeling
I hid it! you don't want that ole stick now do ya.