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OPJan 30, 2007

I wonder how the world would be if we lost 2/3 of our earth's gravity?

First we would save lots of gasoline.

There would be lots of wrecks.

You could smoke the tires on ever your bicycle.

You could jump ditches like the Duke Boys!

Dare Devils would be boring. They just float over a couple hundred cars. Big deal! we could all do it.

If wind blew a skirt up, it would take a long time to settle back down.

We could do that moon bouncing walk. Neato!

A guy could finally pee over the house when he was drunk!

Jan 24, 2007

RE: Which Emoticon Do You Resemble The Most?

HeeeeeeeeY!

Jan 24, 2007

RE: They are watching you !!

If they want guys to slow down...Just put up nudes every 50 feet.

Jan 24, 2007

RE: They are watching you !!

All the people watching will cost more than the speeding fine....unless they raise the fines...........

Jan 24, 2007

RE: watcha doin????

good! I'm late for work!

Jan 24, 2007

RE: POLITE COUGHERS

When they cough for real. Ask them if they are having trouble getting their motor started.

Jan 24, 2007

RE: Visa...

Computer: free...I stolt it
internet: free...tapped in from neighbor
Chair: free...plastic bucket.
Total cost. I going to hell fer lying again.

Jan 24, 2007

RE: watcha doin????

Okee Dokee! How wis ya doin yerself?

Jan 24, 2007

RE: POLITE COUGHERS

I would do it for a joke.

Example: My aunt said that my uncle would come over to her side of the bed in his sleep. But if she gave him a little bit (time) that he would go back to his side. I did a cough take and said, What? with a shocked look on my face. She stuck her tounge out at me.

Jan 24, 2007

RE: POLITE COUGHERS

Nope! Thats silly! When someone does that to me. I tell them how the hog bit the cabbage.

Jan 24, 2007

RE: Favourite Quotes.....

"I'm not as dumb as I look."

I said that yesterday and this lady said,"Oh! Yes you are."

Jan 24, 2007

RE: Are you a shepherd or a sheep?

I too shy!

It takes me at least two seconds to speak up.

Jan 23, 2007

RE: Bad Jokes!

If a kid kills and eats both his parents. What is he called.

An orphan.

Jan 23, 2007

RE: Bad Jokes!

What do you call a man that is 7 feet tall and 300 lbs.

Sir!

Jan 23, 2007

RE: Bad Jokes!

When I heard that Mr.Cobb married Miss Corn and changed their name to Corncobb. I just said, "Well shucks!"

(for you Yankees, shucks are the husks)

Jan 23, 2007

RE: hello all you guys watch out for

If they read our emails....then they might be reading all this other stuff too. I feel like a pair a noids now.

Jan 23, 2007

RE: Book Smart or Street Smart?

Stop laughing! I didn't say it was a BIG post.

Jan 23, 2007

RE: Book Smart or Street Smart?

Since, I have hundreds of books (no story books) and I have been dealing with the public for a long time. I'm dumb as a post.

Jan 23, 2007

RE: hello all you guys watch out for

Honest people have a hard time learning how to think like a crook. Don't feel stupid!

Jan 23, 2007

RE: hello all you guys watch out for

Phone numbers can be use to do a reverse search. Then he would have your information as listed in the directories. Not all guys are dangerous. Just watch yourself and not give information until you are well aware of them and that they are good guys.

Jan 23, 2007

RE: My Last Days on Earth

One hour to live.....What ever I did, I wouldn't waste a lot of time figuring out what to do.

Jan 23, 2007

RE: hello all you guys watch out for

I got those too. They liked my profile......without ever viewing it. Their pycrits....psykits,....psyhices......Oh Hell! their weird!

Jan 23, 2007

RE: Suggested Name Change

Jan 23, 2007

RE: Have you been on TV???

Yup!

I was helping during Magic Day at zoo for zoo day! News!

I was at Eagle Scout presentation. I is an Eagle Scout!

News! Summer camp in Boy Scouts. I was the one working a horseshoe puzzle.

The first time I was on the TV, I fell off and got my butt whooped. I was a wittle guy too.

Jan 23, 2007

RE: MAKE SOMEONE SMILE TODAY!

GooooooooooooooD Mornin!

Jan 23, 2007

RE: MAKE SOMEONE SMILE TODAY!

I hope I made you smile!

Jan 23, 2007

RE: MAKE SOMEONE SMILE TODAY!

If you were here I would pinch your....But, thats not the topic of this thread. Oh! sorry.....cheek.....on your face.

Jan 23, 2007

RE: Just wanted to thank you all...

Jan 23, 2007

RE: interpersonal skills

I've heard that you can't keep quite.

Opps! was easy to talk too!.....that sounds better.

J/K

Jan 23, 2007

RE: whats the funnyest

Well! I'll have to put stink water in your whoopee cushion then!

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