RE: Have you seen a U.F.O.?

Is the cat next door an alien? He has been making crap circles in my yard.

dunno

RE: My mom has passed away...

hug hug hug

Immoral Dilemma

Yup! It's better than a sharp stick in the eye.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: They veiwed but didn't take action

Since I carry on a lot of junk on forums, I assume they are just looking to find out more about me as a fellow poster.

I look at many profiles to see who they are. I care about people and it helps me to see if they are having a bad day and why.

If a lady wants to get acquainted, just say so.

Immoral Dilemma

That would be the safest route! See if she has a friend for me!rolling on the floor laughing

Immoral Dilemma

Right! you won!


Big deal!

You came in second cause shes prettier!rolling on the floor laughing

Immoral Dilemma

Correct! You win!

big deal.rolling on the floor laughing

Immoral Dilemma

Two women one is pretty but frigid. The other plain but hot to trot.
One has a DVD and the other an STD. You don't know who has what. What do you do.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: not in stores yet the latest contrived convenience gadget

I fell out of the bed the other night. I didn't bounce.....everything in the room did though.grin

RE: INCONVENIENT TRUTH....(GLOBAL WARMING)

Tape up the mouths of polticians and reduce hot air that is causing most of the global warming.professor

RE: not in stores yet the latest contrived convenience gadget

IF someone has a tummy and butt as big as one of those big balls do they need to buy one to get started.dunno

RE: not in stores yet the latest contrived convenience gadget

They need to make one of them "Help I can't get up" thangs for drunks. When the drunk pushes the button, they will come get him and take him home.confused

RE: OPINIONS

My Rates

Answers...........................$1.00

Answers after thought.............$2.00

Correct Answers...................$5.00

Dumb looks are still FREE!



dancing

RE: Siberian permafrost is defrosting and releasing unimaginable amounts of carbon-monoxide

Do we need to plant something or will the plants we have around need to work nights.confused

RE: Whats his name?

Call him Shultz!

He knows Nothing! He is bald and has white hair around the bald spot.. He is German! He was in a prison camp. Shultz was a cute addition to "Hogan's Heros" You feed him well, he's gonna get fat too! dunno confused grin

How would monsters live trying to raise bad kids!

I know it is silly. But there seem to be a lot of bad moods floating around.dunno

How would monsters live trying to raise bad kids!

Son, How many times have I told you not to wacth those Doris Day movies. Your grounded!!!


That's the last time I want to here you tell that vampire to "Go to Heaven." No! Horror movies for a week!


Woman, did you here your son. He wants to Join the Boy Scouts! Now look what you've done, you mother has lost her head again.


dunno confused

RE: WOULD YOU LIVE WITH A SNORER? WITH NO CURE!

Who's getting ingnored?

RE: WOULD YOU LIVE WITH A SNORER? WITH NO CURE!

You could stick something in her mouth.banana

RE: waiting and waiting

So, Your looking for a quickie.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: amore

SAY WHAT? It's Greek to me. confused

RE: will I ever know?

Maybe they gave you two of this one to replace the one you lost.confused

RE: Cheeky, Silly Quotes.

Were you born stupid or just got that way in the last few minutes.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: will I ever know?

I think I read something about the spiked heels and leather whips being in that you ordered.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing J/K

RE: everyday wisdom

The logical mind can never reach an understanding with an illogical mind.

RE: I'm so Sorry

I'm sorry that you and your family must deal with such a situation. hug hug hug

RE: Just curious..when you live in Las Vegas does what happen here still stay here?

Sounds like you've had it.rolling on the floor laughing

Bankruptcy is it Christian.

You got it! The right intentions are what is important.

The ones who use the law to steal or take the easy way out, should know that they are in error. Those that CAN should repay the debts to have proper repentance toward God.

Those that can not but with the intentions to pay when they are able or would if they were able, then those God would forgive.

Ones that have had overwhelming things on them. The law will forgive, God will forgive and the one owed if a proper Christian would forgive. The one owed would also forgive the debt. With the debt forgiven by the one owed, only then do you owe nothing.

RE: The GOODNIGHT THREAD: Stop in here before before you sign off!

Good night all!

May you move swiftly with smoothness of grace and lightness of foot, during the cool breath of night, upon your travels to and fro looking for that porcelein friend we all show our best side to during late night times of need... Make sure ya gots paper too!wave

RE: FAVORITE BOARD GAMES...OR ANY GAME...READY...SET....GO!

Pony Express!.....thats like post office...but more horsing around!grin

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