We have ads for a foam mattress here. They show it does not tranfer motion by jumping on a matress with a filled wine glass on the bed and it not spill. That's not why I buy a mattress.
So, You and your sweetheart are having a wine dinner on your mattress. As you get romantic and then passion driven, you both get naked leaving all the dishes on the mattress. The lady then is asked to jump up and down naked on the bed. Thank goodness your wine does spill, just in case you want to finish dinner while she is bouncing all over. Bullcr*p!!! Rake that cr*p off in the floor and slam dunk her. But then you find that there is no tranfer of motion. After one of you finest performances she calmly says, "Start when your ready" cause there was no tranfer of motion. Darn! You might as well had done it on the kitchen table again.
So, you have finished by not starting to finish. But if you have not started to finish are you going to start anyway. If you are why not start to finish as you planned. Then you would avoid the.....the...uh! Darn I confused myself again.
After watching Twilight Zone one night, I dreamed little flying saucers where attacking the house. As they came in the door I sent them back in orbit with my baseball bat.
I once dreamed that in the back yard was a watermelon tree. One of the watermelons fell over my cat and the cat ran all over the yard. It was funny.
RillyNiceGuy Forum Posts (13,003)
RE: adios
Goooooooooooood NITE!