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RE: WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? part 48579237592

No, I put it up for Merriweather to see if she remembers taking it almost exactly a year ago.


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RE: Blah blah blah....

Yep...it's a cool place to taste cheese.grin

Cheddar cheese is a relatively hard, yellow to off-white, and sometimes sharp-tasting cheese originally made in the English village of Cheddar in Somerset. Cheddar is the most popular cheese in the United Kingdom, accounting for 51% of the country's £1.9 billion annual cheese market. In 2008, the UK produced 258,000 tons of Cheddar cheese. It is the second most popular cheese in the USA (behind Mozzarella), with an average annual consumption of 10 lb (4.5 kg) per capita. In 2009, the USA produced 3,207,440,000 lb (1,454,870 t).

Cheddar cheese is produced in many countries across the world, but only cheese produced in the English counties of Somerset, Devon, Dorset, and Cornwall may be given the EU Protected Designation of Origin name "West Country farmhouse Cheddar".

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Oh and apart from making cheese and being a very nice place, people do some pretty wacky things out there as well.laugh


RE: Blah blah blah....

Pretty good...it's where real cheddar cheese comes from.laugh



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RE: Blah blah blah....

Very nice place is Cheddar also.thumbs up

Just thought I'd mention that.grin


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RE: Long distance relationships

Top of Eccles Pike on the way to Castleton.

Half a world away.


teddybear

RE: Long distance relationships

pointing That must make this photo around a year old then...you took it...remember?grin


teddybear

RE: WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? part 48579237592

Faithless...God is a DJ.

An extraordinary live performance...thumbs up

RE: WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? part 48579237592

Faithless...Insomnia, live at Glastonbury....dancing


RE: hi

Well it does take a while and you've only been here since the beginning of June.laugh


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RE: How do we deal with our world problems and fighting against each other?

Chill Bert...I think he's harmless.

Just hot air you see.


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RE: Must We Solve Most or All of Our Issues Before Entering A Relationship?

Not that he seems to have noticed mind you...laugh


dancing dog

RE: Must We Solve Most or All of Our Issues Before Entering A Relationship?

Actually it's a sore point right now.

You see the hound went to the vets for a tooth to be extracted, they took his knackers off whilst they were at it!!!


blues

RE: How do we deal with our world problems and fighting against each other?

Twats!!!


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RE: How do we deal with our world problems and fighting against each other?

Not funny fella...in fact well out of order.scold

RE: Farm Photos

Great pic ali...looks almost like the English countryside.

RE: How do we deal with our world problems and fighting against each other?

You tell him sunshine...boxing



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RE: Does anybody know ...who is behind CS.? which country ?

Why do you think she's no longer here Gg?

RE: Does anybody know ...who is behind CS.? which country ?

She still is...but not looking.blues



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RE: Have any women on here gotten weird email....

A lot of people don't read the forum rules I guess.

19 Thread title may not include a member’s username. Topic may not be a question or information about a Connecting Singles member. This is gossip and is not allowed.

RE: April Fools Day


Top tips for hunting on the haggis moors


Hunting the haggis is no easy matter. Before you have even ventured out on hills armed with your meuran (the standard tool of the haggis hunter) there are myriad traditions to be observed.

Central to the art is stealth. Like the deer stalker, the haggis hunter must be silent, invisible and without odour. Fortunately, while the haggis has incredibly acute senses, these function over a very narrow range. Thus the haggis hunter has to be only a bit silent, a bit invisible and a little without odour.

The haggis can hear only certain high pitched sounds with any clarity. By whacking turnips with a mallet next to a haggis warren, or fobhríste, the prominent cryptobiologist Ima Maidep-Nayim has proved that the animal does not react to low thudding sounds. However, even a light rustling can make these delicate creatures bolt.

By perverse coincidence, the sound the haggis is most sensitive to is that of plaid rubbing on underpants. No-one knows why this should be, perhaps this almost undetectable noise mimics exactly the sound of a golden eagle plummeting towards its target. Whatever the reason, the aim of a haggis hunter who sports underwear will never be true. Hence, the tradition that “true Scots” wear nothing under their kilt.

As far as masking the hunter’s smell is concerned, there is only one substance that can hide the multifarious odours of a haggiser: whisky. Preferable, the hunter should be absolutely drenched in the stuff to mask any scent. Many’s the ignorant laird who has given his gamekeeper a tongue-lashing for smelling of alcohol and then had to issue a cringeing apology after learning this bit of haggis lore.

Finally, the haggis hunter must make himself invisible to his prey. Much like the Tyrannosaurus Rex – a creature to which it is not often compared – the haggis has eyes that react most effectively to movement, but only movement in a straight line. In order to creep up on their prey, haggis hunters must disguise their approach by adopting a shambling, apparently random gait. This is known as havering.

Thus, if you encounter a Scot stinking of whisky, shuffling down the street in an ungainly fashion with their kilt flapping round their bare backside you know they are only hunting the haggis. To show that you are au fait with “the hunt”, approach him (or her) and say in a loud voice: “Ach, your havering”. A lively discussion should ensue.




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RE: Stating one's opinion versus debate, or discussion...

Bit like when Brian Clough said, "When I had an argument with a player we would sit down for twenty minutes, talk about it and then decide I was right!"


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RE: Does anybody know ...who is behind CS.? which country ?

Didn't Winnie say something like that?

"I may be banned, but in a couple of weeks I'll be back, but you will still be an idiot."

Or was it, "Madam, I may be drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober, but you will still be ugly!!!"




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RE: Does anybody know ...who is behind CS.? which country ?

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Must We Solve Most or All of Our Issues Before Entering A Relationship?

Good thread...no time to comment right now though, cept to say...

Hi J, hope you and GG are well.


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RE: Landing on Moon: was that true??????

Actually, there was never any time when the world was officially considered flat...it's a myth.

RE: Photos

Yes I fund it quite disturbing, given the fact that the particular pic had not been shown on my profile for quite some time prior to him using it on here.uh oh


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RE: Photos

Some people obviously do. Someone used my pic as their profile pic recently, it was a pic I hadn't used on here for at least six months, so they must have saved it.

dunno

RE: Which to date,is the most beautiful beach you've been on...

Porthcurno, Cornwall is my favourite beach.cool

Good climbing to be had there also...thumbs up

RE: WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? part 48579237592

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RE: Blah blah blah....

Just over the road from me is a Macdonalds, you might remember it. The smell from their extractors can be quite sickly, but could you imagine Stockport Council taking them to court if I were to complain? Not a chance!!!

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