RE: If you could....

Awsome can handle anyhing

RE: If you could....

Marry a couple of dozen women dont tell anyone and you ll have a free one.

RE: Random comments

Looks like the best of it

RE: I can't believe it

Never mind what the women think, just the guys.

RE: I can't believe it

Meant to say you havent aged.

RE: I can't believe it

Im suprised with what you tell us you been through you should have aged a lot more, you could easily pass for 40 to 45, try it with ppl you dont know.

RE: I can't believe it

and they add a few yrs onto it as well. My son in law says, we only put 2 candles on your cake we didnt want it to colapse.

RE: I can't believe it

Wouldnt it be good if we had no mirrors.

RE: The next word.

Basin

RE: The next word.

ofourlives

RE: If someone ask u to get married with him/her, what you gonna do?

Yes baby how soon?

RE: dating on oppisite sides of the world

So what should we do, send heaps an heaps of emails and hope we get 1 back.

RE: Awesome's best jokes ever thread.

Young Johny lived on a farm. One day he missed going to school
Next day the teacher asked, Johny where were you yesterday? Johny says, Um, miss, I had to take Dads cow over to Mr Browns bull.
Well says the teacher, couldnt your father have done that?
Johny bit shy with his head down replies, Er yes miss, but not as good as Mr browns bull!

RE: whats so complicated

Never saw it that way, I better stick with "married not looking"

RE: whats so complicated

Sounds reasonable maybe but who want to go with anyone that was in a complicated relationship?

RE: Breakdown what you want to 3 words

I can only think of 1
Submission.

RE: whats so complicated

Lol, I got so desperate once I put up "married" better check think it might be still there.

RE: whats so complicated

It stopped the scams for me

RE: The next word.

Here

RE: The next word.

Where

RE: The next word.

Horns

RE: whats so complicated

I put that on my f/book so I wouldnt be bothered.

RE: Entertain me :p

She might give me 1

RE: The next word.

scenery

RE: Entertain me :p

Think shes run out to get another one.

RE: Random comments

I got a fridge full of them.

RE: Entertain me :p

Faithe be back in a few min.

RE: Entertain me :p

Ive got some orange juice, ran out of vodka.

RE: dating on oppisite sides of the world

Well, I was refering to N.Z. maybe thats still this side of the world.

RE: I just dont quite know what to believe... ?

Peach is easygoing keeps off my feet, she only does that if shes hungry and Im not waking up.

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