Mountain Cat Forum Posts

Jan 15, 2011

RE: If u had 30 mins left to live how would you spend it?

actually I'm multifaceted human being with no single train of thought

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Jan 15, 2011

RE: If u had 30 mins left to live how would you spend it?

isn't he dead

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Jan 15, 2011

RE: If u had 30 mins left to live how would you spend it?

i think I'm becoming dyslexic

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Jan 15, 2011

RE: Where do you prefer to sit when you fly/travel in a bus...

i like to sit at the back of the bus, so if we crash i can run out the back door before we hit the ground

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Jan 15, 2011

RE: If u had 30 mins left to live how would you spend it?

every time i see your profile name i think it says supersausage

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Jan 14, 2011

RE: If u had 30 mins left to live how would you spend it?

kicking and screaming

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Jan 14, 2011

a mans wife died, so he called the mortuary to make arrangements for the funeral, while he was talking to the funeral director, the director asked, Bob didn't i bury your wife a few years back? and Bob said , yes you did, I got remarried. the funeral director replied....well congratulations

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OPJan 14, 2011

Well, Tomarrows My Birthday

K THANKY

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OPJan 14, 2011

Well, Tomarrows My Birthday

no, I turned beet red while the entire restaurant focused on me, then people wanted to come over and talk

I prefer to life inconspicuously like a ghost/enigma

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OPJan 14, 2011

Well, Tomarrows My Birthday

What are you going to give me

I'm turnin the Big 4-9

I think I better go

I went out to dinner with friends tonight, and someone in my group secretly gathered all the waitresses, and they snuck up and happy birthdayed me....

god i could have killed them it was so embarrasing

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Jan 14, 2011

RE: WHICH PEOPLE ARE WORTH DATING AND SPENDING TIMES WITH ?

<--------------------------------------and moi

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Jan 14, 2011

RE: What's the easyiest way to pick up chick's in a bar????????

the easiest way to pick up women in bars, is to walk in like you own the place and ignore them

when they look at you, look them straight in the eye to let them know you are aware, then slowly move your eyes away and go back to owning the place.

no word ever need be spoken

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Jan 14, 2011

RE: helppppp

HEY EVERYONE
I lost my job 30 years ago and i need a new Mercedes, can any of you help me out?

I only need a 100 grand

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OPJan 14, 2011

what name did your lover/mate give you

well,..actually,...i knew just when and how to make her keep orgazing, and i wouldn't let up when i had her on the run

shed go DAMMIT MAN

you'll understand

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OPJan 14, 2011

what name did your lover/mate give you

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OPJan 14, 2011

what name did your lover/mate give you

I was never given title mr bigs or lil fella

I was always titled...PERRRRFECT

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OPJan 14, 2011

what name did your lover/mate give you

indeed

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Jan 14, 2011

RE: so what do men find attractive?

no, most are fake all the way through. i can usually tell by just touching them.

emotionally unavailable

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OPJan 14, 2011

what name did your lover/mate give you

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OPJan 14, 2011

what name did your lover/mate give you

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OPJan 14, 2011

what name did your lover/mate give you

my woman was very proud and told everyone she was my SQUAW..it made me feel very proud and fortunate to be considered

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Jan 14, 2011

RE: How many days ago you said last time to somebody"I love you"?

i attract nothing worth loving...thus far

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Jan 14, 2011

RE: so what do men find attractive?

when i look deep within them, and sense its real with no agenda and sincere, then i can let myself be one with them.

if its not real and the truth, then its fake and I'm just a character playing a part

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OPJan 13, 2011