Littlebuck Forum Posts (127)

RE: Tell a lie about the person above you #5

kept coming by with bucks all night long!

RE: Tell a lie about the person above you #5

I can play with hearts too! tell when your ready!

RE: Tell a lie about the person above you #5

she was caught molesting a road runner while yelling beep beep!

RE: Tell a lie about the person above you #5

poaching?.....I like my dwarfs fried!

RE: Tell a lie about the person above you #5

No telescope! I read braile!

RE: Tell a lie about the person above you #5

She pinched me on the butt while I was not looking!

You know what i want?

We all use ta sleepin in da same bed down here. My uncle had a bed that was dipped in the middle and everyone rolled to the middle. My uncle had 23 kids by eight different women because of it.

RE: Tell a lie about the person above you #5

She has a mole on her backside that looks like mickey mouse!

You know what i want?

Hi beautiful!

You know what i want?

An Arkansas guy was asleep in the motel bed. the door swings open and the shape of a woman crawls into the bed. She spread her legs a bit....then more and then more until she was spread fully. She said,"Do you know what I want." and The Arkansas guy said, "Yes! The whole damn bed!"

RE: What's your plans after you DIE

After I die? I won't have any....I'll just lay there I guess!

RE: Why can't I find a guy that does not try to get in my pants right away?

Now stop....I need to go pee and I don't what to do it here!

RE: If Men?

Hey! Themagician.

Are you one? I am S.A.M.,I.B.M. ORDER OF MERLIN!

If so! Hello there brother and good hunting!

RE: Why can't I find a guy that does not try to get in my pants right away?

or women who shows off their bodies on CS and wonder why men want in their pants.

RE: Free therapy

Well! I am ashamed to say....but I have this suitcase with loose hinges and everyone laughs when I carry it because it rattles.

RE: Can a tidy person and a clutterer live together in harmony?

You know....that show was not about what I thought it was!

RE: Can you forgive?

yes! I can forgive. I forgive you for not being madly in love with me. Now fix it and all will be well.

RE: Can a tidy person and a clutterer live together in harmony?

yes! they can.....if she will keep her big mouth shut!

RE: Jack of all trades, master of none.

I have been working on a kiss that has just as much action, all I need is more practice! LOL

RE: Jack of all trades, master of none.

I am a jack of all trades.....I do not trust the pros, I do better work! many many times i have paid for work due to time shotage...when time allowed....I had to correct there work.

Example: I paid $900 dollars to have brake repair. Before the day ways over my hubcap fell off and lost into the woods. I had to retighten the tires, check my three remaining hubcaps, they did not put in my anti rattle clips...so my pads clack.

I had four tires mounted. my cars was driven off the rack inot the lot.....I asked them to please put my lug nuts on all four tires before I drove.......not one nut was on it.

I can tell you many many such things. So if at all possible...I do it myself.

RE: What do you call a male lady bug?

Laddiebug?

RE: This is MY thread!! Nobody but ME posts on here!!

I am me...so I can post!

RE: If u had 30 mins left to live how would you spend it?

cancel my subscription to LIFE magazine!

RE: Should I hide my profile

If you make a poll and it got out of hand....then the moderators locked it.............WOULD THAT BE A POLLOCK????

RE: TALENT YOU GOT BY BIRTH??

I can pee on doctors!

RE: Weak in the knees

If I told you it would be like giving kyptonite to Lex Luther.

RE: What's Your Sign

I like women who have a sign saying they will "Yield"

RE: YEAH SO WHAT'S NEXT NOW

I'm saving up to get a haircut this year!

RE: Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

RE: What was your first ever music purchase?

"Rocking Robin" by Micheal Jackson. on a 45 rpm. Still have it somewhere!