shallyjean Forum Posts (624)

Dear god forgive me

Yes a contract will have to be signed, sealed, and delivered back into the tarpits' ..


With some hairs to ensure the identity of the bearers of the agreement stuck into the wax for good keeping...

Then let the SCREAMING BEGING!

Dear god forgive me

just think of how "SENSUAL" it would be if I were ripping the hairs from your body in a heated state of poking...LOL

Now I guess I should be nicer and use heated wax.. LOL

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What on earth makes you think I am not "CRUSTY" from flames yet??? LOL>>>>>>>>>????

dam where is that aloe vera stuff....

Dear god forgive me

hmm since I do not speak "KITCHEN" you could always order in ... from there.. well I will have to de-hair you with tar and then resume chasing with the pitchfork for the occasional stabbing, ROFLMAO....

Dear god forgive me

Oh my this is a scream today~! LOL oils vs toys... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm let me think some more now.............hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok what would the priest say hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmtoys naw... they gotta be there~! chit.. from what I have gone through... my x's John Thomas did not work, lol......

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macaroni noodles ... too many around me thinks... LOL..... You have KD (Like 3 diff.. kinds now).. and a zillion others~!

Dear god forgive me

Sheesh.. ko... you can chase me around cleaning the house as long as you have a pitch fork and "POKE" me from time to time"

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From the desk of Satan

Ok the boss--> has decided to send him "KUDO's" for having drink's and a few smokes.. so here are the gifts the boss sends if he is willing to attend-->

"Hey Buddy if ya manage to get down here, I will make sure there are 10 Mary's to Hail for ya..."

"As for your garb.. I have no rules, you can wander naked as long as you carry the pitchfork and sport a tail (just to comfort the other's here on size)"...

"Pubs we have them by the thosands.. the only rule for you will
be never to leave one sober"...





Dictation taken by clerk shallyjean

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My thoughts as well.. LOL

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I have horns!

RE: spagetti

sauce... hmmm hot and spicey is the only way to eat el dante!~!

Dear god forgive me

I am still waiting for my horns to be delivered.. I was hoping for a dental plan, as I really wanted fangs installed PRIOR to the horns...but....

I was informed they would arrive at some point in the next few days if I allow a seduction... guess it will be awhile then.....

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^^^That would be El Dante...

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OK I thought this thread was going to be about limp noodles....


shallyjyean slowly backs away from the threaad......

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^^^I wanna see one on priests now..LOL

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Oh yes.. my boss requested that I add this question-




As for unused and abused toys... do you recycle, or pass them on?


Awaiting your reply,

The Devil Herself...

Dear god forgive me

I am here child.. confess.. all messages will be delivered directly to Satan since I am his Clerk....

If you confess properly I am sure you will obtain the above indicated male on a Devilish plane of existance .. of course with the assistance of my director at hand...The Devil...




Yours truly,

Clerk

CC.- Satan' Desk

Dear god forgive me

You forgot to say "HAIL MARY' even if it is Mary with the toy...

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Genral Questions the ladies of CS need to know... here goes...


Dear.. preist.. er father.. er... Vicar.. er yea HOLY GUY..
List of questions are as follows-

Much debate has arisen over your attire.. explain the robes.. and do you wear undies?

When drinking, do you prefer pale ale, or the "SEEDY" side of rye?

How often do you say "HAIL MARY" during the day?

Is there a battery heaven in your belief? (of course only good batteries would go there once used....



Sincerly,

The



Clerk


CC.- Satan' desk

Dear god forgive me

Yep.. and again.. and again... and then with a toy... again.. and another toy... and again.. oh yeah...

HAIL MARY... and again....

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I always thought that they wore robes to feel comfortable due to.. it not being able to properly fit in a nice undergarment.... Thus the lonely path they take in life.

Yes.... freedon is the key to the "HAPPY PLACE" for god allows his teachers some comforts~!....

Next time you watch a priest walking.. LISTEN VERY CLOSELY... and you will hear the sound of "SCAPING" on the grounds..... (could be the sash? NOT~!

OK I am goign back to read some more scripture now....

Dear god forgive me

Just because I am alone does not mean I do not like to laugh my buns off.. ROFLMAO.....

Ahhh but really I am feelin' for the poor vic.. now...(As I laugh my guts out)..

You guys are EXCELLENT.... One thing i will never repent for is joining you all here and committing sins through writings...

LOVE IT~!

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^5~~~ ... yes.. I must return to the church...life has been passing me by too darling langleygirl.....

Guess now that the taring is done I will survive~!

Dear god forgive me

Truly you are angelic cutelildevilsmom... here is some of your flock darlin-->

Dear god forgive me

Dear god forgive me

^5...

OMFG... the forums have been sleeping ...I can not stop giggling ......... NOW I need to laugh again TOTALLY, ROFLMAO

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^5... yeah I know why the fellow I have been seeing has not been around.. he be a hairy little monkey..

Dear god forgive me

Ok boys and girls... I have some "REPENTING" to do this fine day..
What do you need to "REPENT" for?



Dear god Forgive me for->

Asking a man of the cloth to get naked with tar (I do not recall this but I think that is what he understood)

Using all the baby oil to remove the tar, and not my legs as is the intended purpose..

Killing weeds in the yard..

Abusing my DVD player when it was skipping

Passing a SBD near the podium the last time I was in church

Cleaning naked

Oh yeah, and using my toys a little MUCH.. ;)

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