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Funny Famous Quotes

I hear ya. Jesus, what was he smoking?

RE: Good Films....

Shawshank.

Funny Famous Quotes

Apart from the former Us President George W who could fill a book thicker than the bible. I like

"The forest fires are the worst disaster in California since I was elected". - Arnold Schwarzenegger.

"My husband is a hard dog to keep on the porch" - Hillary Clinton.

"Clintons problem was that he misunderstood the role of president, which was to screw the country as a whole, not individually" - Anon

Pillow Talk

Ture salanky, but i like to think i have high class germs laugh

Pillow Talk

And your mouth is home to over 500 different types of bacteria..kiss anyone?

Pillow Talk

How old is your pillow? Apparently if it over 6 yrs old then almost half it weight it made up of sluffed of skin cells, mites, mite droppings and bed bugs that feed on the lot. You may think you sleeping alone but we aint..professor

RE: WOULD YOU MIND

Thats an excellent question.

RE: post a song your inlove with

Thats a fav of mine. Good choice!

RE: Smokes.....

If its any help I am two weeks using the intellicig and I find it mighty. Maybe give that a try for a bit. Either way good luck, You only fail to break the habit when you give up trying to.

RE: detox

WHAT????? Is Ricky Martin gay? FFS. Jaysus your killing me woman

frustrated

RE: passion

passion fruit me thinks..

RE: Hair today gone tomorrow

Hair or no hair doesnt matter to me. What i do object to though is men with nose and ear hair. Yuck. Had a fella come in to me at work the other day with a rich crop of nose hair, christ he must be snorting miracle grow up his nose.

Mastitis

Mis spelling there in a rush to get to the fridge...

Mastitis

When ya think about it we are the only mature mammels that drink milk. Every other mammel weans its young. Should we take the hint?blues

Mastitis

Christ im sorry girls, my fingers are quicker than my brain sometimes..enjoy the latteconfused

Mastitis

Was reading an article in which it states that milk contains a certain amount of pus from cows with mastitis. Apparently the infection of the udder and teats is caused by overmilking and stress on the cows which produces lots of white blood cells to fight infection which is pus. Yuck!

Most of it is filtered out of the milk by the cow but some slips through. Eu regulations permit up to 400 pus cells per litre in milk. Dont matter wheather its full fat or low fat apparently. Thats not part of the ingrediants on the pack!

RE: Date idea's please

thumbs up Whoa? I've been outed and im not even in!

RE: Giggs rumbled again

His gigg is up now.

RE: Over the hill...

Ah,firstly you'll forget names, then faces, then you'll forget to pull up your zip and then finally you'll forget to pull it down. Curtains then.comfort

RE: i spillt beer on my computer

No harm done, if its a good make you can be sure the company will stop making it. My computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing..peace

RE: prefared drink..........:)

Beer makes you smarter it made Bud wiser beer

RE: Come Dine With Me Ireland

I Cant cook, i use the smoke alarm as a timer. uh oh

RE: post a song you think has the greatest lyrics......lyrics that mean something to u

Auld Lang Syne, played with the bagpipes. The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but they haven't copped on yet. Think the bagpipes are the missing link between music and noice..its kinda melodic torture.

RE: your favourite part

Hairy Chest for me. Could get sooo lost in a hairy chest that you'd have to send in a search party. Hmmm

RE: Date idea's please

Dont think of him as a date, think of him as dinner.

Cinema works for me, not too expensive, your in out of bad weather, your in the dark, and if its going badly you cant even see him.

The toughest?

Rugby fan myself but for me the toughest sports athlete (mind & body, fitness and weight etc..) has to be a jockey. Or maybe its the horse (being the only animal that can take thousands of people for a ride at the same time... Open to criticism and no doubt i'll get it.dunno

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