Over the hill... (12)
baldydude: was at a bday party over the weekend nd one of me nieces who's 27 was a bit down as her BF had broken it off with her, so i tried to comfort her a lil, plenty more fish in the sea nd all that nd she said ye but its so hard, to which i replied, yes i know i've been there done that, without missing a beat she said: yeah but your old and have lived your life...... WTF?
should i place an order for me coffin now??
should i place an order for me coffin now??
Yeah and dig your own grave too, you wouldn't want to burden your family with that expense
8ft x 3ft x 6ft happy shovelling
baldydude: was at a bday party over the weekend nd one of me nieces who's 27 was a bit down as her BF had broken it off with her, so i tried to comfort her a lil, plenty more fish in the sea nd all that nd she said ye but its so hard, to which i replied, yes i know i've been there done that, without missing a beat she said: yeah but your old and have lived your life...... WTF?
should i place an order for me coffin now??
should i place an order for me coffin now??
YUP. Park up your zimmer and stop wasting the worlds valuable resources ya coffin dodger!
baldydude: was at a bday party over the weekend nd one of me nieces who's 27 was a bit down as her BF had broken it off with her, so i tried to comfort her a lil, plenty more fish in the sea nd all that nd she said ye but its so hard, to which i replied, yes i know i've been there done that, without missing a beat she said: yeah but your old and have lived your life...... WTF?
should i place an order for me coffin now??
should i place an order for me coffin now??
ahhh.....my kids seem to think I was around for the famine!
sharmini: ahhh.....my kids seem to think I was around for the famine!
Weren't you??
sharmini: ahhh.....my kids seem to think I was around for the famine!
If I had kids they'd think I'd caused the famine!
baldydude: was at a bday party over the weekend nd one of me nieces who's 27 was a bit down as her BF had broken it off with her, so i tried to comfort her a lil, plenty more fish in the sea nd all that nd she said ye but its so hard, to which i replied, yes i know i've been there done that, without missing a beat she said: yeah but your old and have lived your life...... WTF?
should i place an order for me coffin now??
should i place an order for me coffin now??
Ah,firstly you'll forget names, then faces, then you'll forget to pull up your zip and then finally you'll forget to pull it down. Curtains then.
Godsgift: If I had kids they'd think I'd caused the famine!
No K, it was your ancestors
baldydude: was at a bday party over the weekend nd one of me nieces who's 27 was a bit down as her BF had broken it off with her, so i tried to comfort her a lil, plenty more fish in the sea nd all that nd she said ye but its so hard, to which i replied, yes i know i've been there done that, without missing a beat she said: yeah but your old and have lived your life...... WTF?
should i place an order for me coffin now??
should i place an order for me coffin now??
Not at all,life begins at 40.Hopefully a long way to go to purchasing a coffin.Though its one of the certainties of this life.We all must pass.
baldydude: was at a bday party over the weekend nd one of me nieces who's 27 was a bit down as her BF had broken it off with her, so i tried to comfort her a lil, plenty more fish in the sea nd all that nd she said ye but its so hard, to which i replied, yes i know i've been there done that, without missing a beat she said: yeah but your old and have lived your life...... WTF?
should i place an order for me coffin now??
A bit lippy to say the very least Baldy . I'm an uncle myself and the youth in my family are far from shy either at less than half your nieces age .should i place an order for me coffin now??
ah sure old and youg is a relative term
asked my soon to be stepson to go round the shops he asks why i said cause you young and full of energy he replied without misdsing a beat yeah but you are old and need to loosen up those creaking limbs
asked my soon to be stepson to go round the shops he asks why i said cause you young and full of energy he replied without misdsing a beat yeah but you are old and need to loosen up those creaking limbs
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