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RE: STRETCH MARKS AHOY!

SPLITTERtongue

RE: STRETCH MARKS AHOY!

opps weve been rumbled......grin doh

RE: STRETCH MARKS AHOY!

its ok she posted two, shame to see one wasted..

RE: North - South Divide???

I was going to say faint but i pressed the wrong buttons...rolling on the floor laughing tongue

story of my life lol.....wink

RE: North - South Divide???

I like the mouth bit hun and i wont tell you what i came over.blushing wink

RE: STRETCH MARKS AHOY!

Great news buddy hope it goes well for both mate. cheers

RE: North - South Divide???

I deserve it mate as ive just laddered her best stokings rolling on the floor laughing

RE: STRETCH MARKS AHOY!

cheers
How are you mate, when you meeting your lady friend, is it soon.

cheers

RE: North - South Divide???

If you can lift it hun, and ill return the favour ok, ive got a metre long finger wink

Cadburys fingers of course....?

RE: STRETCH MARKS AHOY!

Or beer goggles.....grin

RE: North - South Divide???

Sorry i was eating the giant toblerone, been on one chunk for two weeks now.grin

RE: North - South Divide???

Does this dress make my bum look big ???

RE: North - South Divide???

Well she wasnt wearing it and they do say girls like a bloke whos in touch with his feminine side, i think......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing grin

RE: North - South Divide???

Just need the other half. you got any boots ???rolling on the floor laughing

RE: North - South Divide???

Dont worry mate im am sitting firmly on the chair, shed have to streak to get me off it...rolling on the floor laughing

RE: North - South Divide???

No, oh fu..k it, is hampshire, thats Accrington where my dads from, i think he was in the football team too..rolling on the floor laughing

RE: North - South Divide???

E by gum lass....rolling on the floor laughing


hug cheers

RE: Flirting - How do you do it?

Ive been waiting for you in my little parking booth for weeks now, ive still got it, i was gonna buy you a drink or two with it, if you let me of course...wink happy new year hun hope you had a great one cheers hug

RE: North - South Divide???

hiya hun, good question. Ive been all over the country and i think the divide is in the price of living, although im not sure where the imaginary line is, a bag of chips in Mossley Manchester is 10p cheaper than down here, they dont know there born...rolling on the floor laughing


As for accent the biggest shock i had was in an Asda in Glasgow being served by an Indian Assistant and she spoke in the deepest Scottish accent, it threw me.

hug

RE: How daring are you

wave thumbs up xx

RE: How daring are you

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtongue rolling on the floor laughing


Attorney over there i think.....cheers

RE: How daring are you

I brought the solicitor into our relationship and within three months we had the divorce so i wouldnt knock it too much...grin

RE: WHY DO BLOKES WANT DOLLY BIRDS????

Goodnight hun, sleep well and nice meeting you, take care....wave

RE: WHY DO BLOKES WANT DOLLY BIRDS????

Shouldnt that be knight in a pinny ?????rolling on the floor laughing

RE: How daring are you

I nearly got the cuffs, went all the way outside a police staion.....

RE: WHY DO BLOKES WANT DOLLY BIRDS????

Mine are wearing paper bags next year and i might even splash out on a new marker pen to do any logos they want.
So is it princess Persil needs to meet a Bold prince ????

RE: How daring are you

Been all the way at full speed straight passed the bar...grin uk

RE: News Flash

All the best for both and hope when you meet its more than both of you were expecting....cheers handshake cheers

RE: Happy Christmas and Thank You So Much!!

Oh dear there on ebay at the mo sorry, if your quick as the bidding stops soon, tell ya what if your the highest bidder then ill go halfs on the profit with you ok...wink
If they dont sell then ill be outside wollies on monday with em ok.hug

RE: News Flash

Excellent news, bet the time is still dragging though.

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