RE: Single

Oh Ali Ali! You weren't counting on all that backlash, were you?rolling on the floor laughing

RE: How many languages do you speak?

Would you be so kind as to qualify from where you got your information?

Not at the local grocery shop, I hope! I got mine from Wikipedia.

"Maltese (Malti) is the national language of Malta, and a co-official language of the country alongside English, while also serving as an official language of the European Union, the only Semitic language so distinguished".

RE: what are you sorry for ??

It is ok Piroi002, you do not have to be sorry for being "proud of" your "DNA". Not every one is perfect, you know?

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RE: single Mummy venting!!!

I would be very wary of people offering to play daddy, especially if they hail from Gozo.

Old (wise) Maltese proverb liberally translated; "A good Gozitan? Burn him at the stake."

RE: What would your T-shirt say when going on a date?

I'm not prejudicesed
I hate everyone equally.

I know violence isn't the answer,
I got it wrong on purpose.

I meet and exceed all expectations.

RE: CS Get-Together in Malta

"Half" is not generalising: "ALL" would be.

1. Decide how tall you are: 5'10" or 5'11".
2. "Separated" means that you do have a wife, only she chucked you out.
3. Change those awful pictures. No better still, don't put up any at all.
4. Have someone check your grammar: it stinks.

RE: CS Get-Together in Malta

Tango is a dance between two people where they dance in harmony, meaning that one should not, knowingly thread on the other's foot.

As for the goose and the gander thing, "All animals are equal but some are more equal than others". George Orwell will forgive me for possible mistakes.

RE: The minister's cat

Again!

To err is human, to persist is diabolical.

But then how would you know?

RE: Omens - What do they mean?

I do not know about "Omens" but I do know what "Oh Men!" means: "A pain in the whatever"

RE: what did you catch lately ??

I caught a cold and did not know what to do with him. So I sent him back to Mama.

RE: CS Get-Together in Malta

How about you wearing blue?

I bet your principal will be pleased.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Can you have it all in life?

Do not confuse a "Morning Glory" with "must go to empty my bladder".

RE: Can you have it all in life?

People in the know will not even touch Skippy.

It's choc-a-block with worms.

RE: lemon spread

By your leave, I am copying your recepie.

Why should the sugar and water not be stirred? The only reaon that I can think off is that a hot sugar scald is very painful.

RE: Can you have it all in life?

Shame on you!

Stick to the steak in the fridge but avoid the dog.

Dogs are a man's best friend and shouldn't be eaten.

RE: CS Get-Together in Malta

Err.... sorry but it is one G. Bugibba.

My mistake.blushing

RE: CS Get-Together in Malta

It's on!

Saturday 6th August 2011 at Fat Harry's in Buggibba.

21.00 till early.

I'm on.

RE: CS Get-Together in Malta

Guess who is NOT going to be invited to organise the next Royal Wedding?

YOU lot!

For crying out loud, can someone get on with it and book a place?

frustrated

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