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Pick up lines

These are 10 funny pick up lines that have been used on me.
1
I've lost my Cell phone number. Can I have yours?
2
Inheriting 100 million bucks doesn's mean much when you have a bad heart.
3
Your face or mine?
4
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
5
I'm writing a phone book. Can I have your number?
6
Are you religious, because I could be the answer to all your prayers!
7
I am new in town. Can you give me directions to your place?
8
I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so you might as well be there.
9
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
10
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

I enjoy a good pick up line. Dont you?

Comments (15)

PlatonicZlover
These guys are foolish. They don't know what to write on which time.
philmaster
I'm familiar with a few of these, but I have to admit, I've never used any of them.
Yep2Happy
Here are a few more:

I've heard milk does a body good, but DAMN! How much are you drinking?

Do your feet hurt? That fall from heaven must have been a hard landing.

Do your feet hurt? They should because you've been running through my mind from the moment I saw you.

Lick your finger and then rub it on the other person's shirt and say: Let's get you out of these wet things.

Ask to look at the label in the back of a shirt and when asked what you are doing say: I just wanted to see if you were made in heaven.
oshaine
oshainetulloch link mi up up
oshaine
up upkiss
morison4642
no 8 is pretty good tho, my fav tho is smacking them over the head with a bat and dragging them into a van , don't know why but it all ways seems to work
johnsmith29
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Bkurt2
hahahaha, these made my day xD
rayrayloces
i have a funny one, did it hurt, girl says what hurt, did it hurt when you fell from heaven, lolhug
ItzStarrz
Nice legs... What time do they open? laugh
live2ski550
if you your a booger id pick you firstcool
Fillup33
Do you know the difference between sex and talk? No? Wanna go upstairs and talk?rolling on the floor laughing
arman_ahmed_khan
teddybear some of them might work
hagedornr
These are funny. Thanks for making me laugh!!! Good look to you for everything.
MRBLAKE
Say these men are lame or what.....
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