Pick up lines

These are 10 funny pick up lines that have been used on me.

I've lost my Cell phone number. Can I have yours?

Inheriting 100 million bucks doesn's mean much when you have a bad heart.

Your face or mine?

I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

I'm writing a phone book. Can I have your number?

Are you religious, because I could be the answer to all your prayers!

I am new in town. Can you give me directions to your place?

I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so you might as well be there.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

I enjoy a good pick up line. Dont you?

Comments (15)

PlatonicZloverOct 2, 2016chandigarh, Chandigarh India

These guys are foolish. They don't know what to write on which time.

philmasterSep 16, 2016Wahiawa, Hawaii USA

I'm familiar with a few of these, but I have to admit, I've never used any of them.

Yep2HappyJan 4, 2014Prague, Czech Republic

Here are a few more:

I've heard milk does a body good, but DAMN! How much are you drinking?

Do your feet hurt? That fall from heaven must have been a hard landing.

Do your feet hurt? They should because you've been running through my mind from the moment I saw you.

Lick your finger and then rub it on the other person's shirt and say: Let's get you out of these wet things.

Ask to look at the label in the back of a shirt and when asked what you are doing say: I just wanted to see if you were made in heaven.

oshaineJan 3, 2014jamaica, Kingston Jamaica

oshainetulloch link mi up up

oshaineJan 3, 2014jamaica, Kingston Jamaica

up up

morison4642May 8, 2013cork, Cork Ireland

no 8 is pretty good tho, my fav tho is smacking them over the head with a bat and dragging them into a van , don't know why but it all ways seems to work

johnsmith29Oct 26, 2011Potchefstroom, North-West South Africa

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

Bkurt2Oct 25, 2011Brisbane, Queensland Australia

hahahaha, these made my day xD

rayraylocesOct 22, 2011mill city, Oregon USA

i have a funny one, did it hurt, girl says what hurt, did it hurt when you fell from heaven, lol